Neifi

To not only be horrendously bad at something, but be convinced of your amazing and overwhelming talent at it.

"Only me and Barry get booed... Only good players get booed" - Neifi Perez

"Way to go Mr. Nash, you totally neified taking steps!"

by Zedar March 24, 2004

Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus

The condition in which your film streaming service loses internet connectivity at precisely the most dramatic moment of a scene.

"I was watching Bronson and right as Tom Hardy lunged for the prison guards the movie suffered from Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus."

by LondonBridgeisFuckingDown September 27, 2011

Netflintervention

when a group of family/friends/people who care about you and your well-being, sit you down and have a long talk about your incessant netflixing.

Honey, we love you, but we need to have a netflintervention. It's been weeks since we've seen you and we're worried.

by cottonpenis May 25, 2015

Netflix Kickstand

When a guy has a boner and he props up his phone or tablet against it so he can watch Netflix while laying down relaxing on the couch or bed.

My phone case broke but no worries, I'll just prop it up on my Netflix Kickstand so I can watch this movie.

by Salty Goat Dog April 11, 2016

Netflix

A streaming service that has kiddie porn, animated porn, and porn porn.

Cuties, Big Mouth, Sex Education... I miss when Netflix was a streaming service and not a porn service.

by Roydiscord Productions March 5, 2021

Nefise

A girl with big boobs and a hot ass which gives you a boner the moment you see her.

She also loyal and funny too. And she swims in depression and anxiety.

Jeez look at the ass on that chick she is definitely a Nefise.

by Call me your hoe March 27, 2019

Netflix and chill

Fuck

"aye you wanna Netflix and chill?"
"no I'm only 14"

by drswagger453 September 5, 2015