Necro-Tautology

1) An obsessive facination with deceased tortoises.

2) An erotic attraction to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises.

Etymology:

Normally enjoyed by the lesser active and unfit of the human species, due to the fact that a dead tortoise will not say no or crawl away and thus irradicates the fear of rejection.

1) Look a dead tortoise--lets partake in the act of Necro-Tautology!
- You sick fuck, leave it alone

2) People have said that I am a tortaulogist.
- Dude you hump tortoises?

by Grey M@a September 10, 2004

Necrodianarection

The art of dancing with dead robots.

Joe says, "Dianasaur's got the necrodianarection, all metal appliances beware."

by Diana&Joe October 1, 2006

Nebraskan Sweet Tooth

The sexual act were a male sticks his penis in a cotton candy machine while its being made. The results should end up with a twirl of cotton candy on his penis. Then a female eats the cotton candy off by mouth to penis intercourse.

Tanya really would love a Nebraskan Sweet Tooth right now.

by halla3 September 20, 2011

necro porn

Pornagraphic videos or pictures depicting sexual acts with corpses or actors pretending to be dead.

Among other horrible scenes, A Serbian Film even has Necro Porn!

by Nahny June 30, 2016

Lincoln Nebraska

Lincoln Ne. is a great place to live full of friendly people. WE ARE NOT HICKS!!!!! and we are NOT jesus freaks either. nor are the public schools religious, no one cares if you don't got to a church.

lincoln nebraska is the capital city and about 50 miles from omaha

by SUMMERS ;-) September 9, 2010

necro-conversing

Rehashing an old conversation.

"Remember when we talked about your brain being the size of your nipple?"
"No... Was I drunk? It's way too early in the morning for necro-conversing."

by omgchrista March 30, 2010

necrobeastiafeleizum

someone who has sex with dead animals

necrobeastiafeleizum is a mix of necrofyliac and beastiality

by dora-explord-me February 23, 2011