by wOAh_wOwzA April 11, 2019
Get the National Hug Daymug. WHATEVER HORNY BITCH MADE NATIONAL RAPE DAY GO TO HELL AND GO ROT IN JAIL YOU FUCK FACE THOSE 6 BOYS ON TIK TOK WHO MADE NATIONAL RAPE DAY WELL GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU BITCH!!!!
by Fuck rape day April 18, 2021
Get the National rape daymug. by itsjadeluv October 20, 2021
Get the National Gf daymug. The day after Superbowl Sunday.
As a result of our country's tradition on Superbowl Sunday to collectively eat the most deliciously unhealthy foods known to man (e.g. buffalo wings, pigs-in-blankets, pizza, mozzerella sticks, chips & dip, sloppy joes, french fries, burgers etc.) and collectively drink billions of bottles of the cheapest beer, there is no other day of the year to beat the sheer mass of our collective poops, than the day after Superbowl Sunday. I therefore declare it, National Poop Day.
As a result of our country's tradition on Superbowl Sunday to collectively eat the most deliciously unhealthy foods known to man (e.g. buffalo wings, pigs-in-blankets, pizza, mozzerella sticks, chips & dip, sloppy joes, french fries, burgers etc.) and collectively drink billions of bottles of the cheapest beer, there is no other day of the year to beat the sheer mass of our collective poops, than the day after Superbowl Sunday. I therefore declare it, National Poop Day.
Pat: Hey man, you taking off of work for National Poop Day?
Joe: Hells yeah! Pass me another buffalo wing!
Joe: Hells yeah! Pass me another buffalo wing!
by K-Slice33 February 25, 2011
Get the National Poop Daymug. Everyday is NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY! Tell her you appreciate her and send little texts out of the blue and tell her shes beautiful or you love her. Something like that
by ChickenLad October 29, 2019
Get the National Girlfriend Daymug. On October 3rd for the whole day you can freely give anyone a wedgie without getting in trouble for it.
“Omg Veronica came up to me while I was in geometry and asked me if I knew what day it was, in which I responded “it’s Wednesday right”, and she spun me around and said “it’s national wedgie day” while she yanked my thong so high.”
by October 3rd lol September 8, 2019
Get the National wedgie daymug. for everyone who makes fun of emo people every fu*king day, this holiday is for you. this holiday is so you can talk to us nicely and hear why we have such a bad time in this world. listen to us and maybe you'll stop being such a dick, and be our friend instead
by CRIMSON _WOLF May 1, 2018
Get the national emo daymug.