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by HeadPlug April 5, 2004
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The Speed of Pain

1) The speed of which pain travels when it is inflicted on an individual.

2) A song by Marilyn Manson.
1) I cut off my arm and it instantly hurt.

2) Rick went emo after listening to 'The Speed of Pain'.
by Mojojojojo January 24, 2009
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Ner Speed

1.The rate at which you are going so fast your body's natural reaction to the force is to say "ner". 2. A movement faster than the speed of light.
"The racers were driving so fast they achieved ner speed!"

"I got so excited when the roller coaster started to go I yelled "Ner Speed Ahead!!!"

"In order for the astronauts to reach Uranus in a reasonable time, they must go ner speed to get there."
by Coud_10 December 7, 2009
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Speed Blump

Receiving a blumpkin (taking a shit while you're getting some dome) while driving. This can be done either into a bed pan or just onto the seat if you really don't give a shit.
Rebecca gave you a speed blump last night? Was it in a bed pan or did you just let it fly free?
by MrBeaverK February 23, 2010
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stalker speed

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.
"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."
by Ryan Scott June 25, 2006
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Speed rodding

A quickie; sex, when time is a factor.
First man: "Hey, how did it go with that girl last night, is she a stayer?"

Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."

Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"

Contenstant: "Speed rodding."
by RhythmJunky May 24, 2010
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laser speed

The word that seems to be always said when you ask 'What are you doing?''
Me: "Yo, what have you been up to man?"
Jarrod: "Nothing, just chiilin, you know, laser speed."
by Cassidyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 2, 2008
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