Mystery nigga 

a confusing nigger

Bruh, stop being a mystery nigga!

Mystery nigga by getyeetedon October 15, 2018

MYSTERY SHOPPER 

THE ACT OF FARTING IN A STORE AISLE,THEN WALKING DOWN THE NEXT AISLEAND LOOKING BACK TO SEE WHO WALKED THROUGH THE FART.

I left a mystery shopper in at walmart and took out 6 people.

MYSTERY SHOPPER by M514R October 9, 2008

Mystery Hot

Girls who cannot be identified as being hot or not. They often display some qualities of being hot (like big boobs), however, some qualities(such as a weird face) counter-act them.

J: "Woah, is Kellie hot or not, dude?! I thought she was, but..."
Drake:" I don't know; she's a Mystery Hot!"

Mystery Hot by LuLuBee November 8, 2010

Mystery Snail 

a good for nothin,non algea eating cool lookin snail that multiplies.

I have a mystery snail for a pet...but since it's lazy...I had to clean the spongebob all by myself.

Mystery Snail by skippyjones November 20, 2011

mystery farter  

Someone who toots in the night when everyone else is sleeping and it wakes everyone up. In the morning this person denies that they every farted and tries to blame it one someone else. These people are greedy!

David keeps saying he didn't fart last night even though it came from his room. What a mystery farter

mystery farter by Tim Carson June 18, 2008

Mystery Meat Buffet 

when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember

"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners

this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)

Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"

Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"

Mystery Meat Buffet by Captain Planet Jr May 6, 2011

mystery meat 

when you put your limp meat in the asshole or pussy and then you pop a viagara and wait for it to expand inside

my grandpa couldnt get it up anymore so i told him to give grandma the mystery meat and everything would be solved

mystery meat by scruggs1496 February 10, 2006