mystery method

A method used to seduce women. Uses a tightly scripted, linear sequence when interacting with a woman to get her to become attracted to you, prove herself to you, feel comfortable around you, and eventually sleep with you. Originated by Mystery, an LA-area magician. Primarily used by men with low self esteem or men who have very poor social skills, bordering on mentally retarded.

"Hey check it out, Billy the homeless man used the Mystery Method to hook up with Jessica, the beauty queen."

by recoveringPUA November 25, 2007

trees of mystery

a park that shows tall redwood trees and is north of Orick(california) and the gift shop is pricy

they have a talking paul bunyan that says "Hello down there!"

by thebestguyonearth December 6, 2003

building a mystery

Establishing a massive pressure of fecal matter or anal wind.

Aw man, that taco bell got me 'bout ready to build a mystery

by afrodizzle3000 October 18, 2004

mystery machine

Name of the vehicle from the TV show and Movie "Scooby Doo" that was once thought to be the housing for an evil kiddy drug dealing scheme is now thought to have been used for loli child rape by Scooby and their sinister gang. This is reported to have involved dog beastiality as well as using soft sqeeky sex toys and other rubber play things. Kids are most often lured with cookies.

Rumors also speculate about a possible connection between this and Pedobear says 4chan and it's loyal members.

"Come on tommy! They have free cookies in the Mystery Machine!"

by SharpShark28 June 23, 2007

Mystery Dick

When you're watching a guy+girl porno, and they're going at it, when suddenly another dick or even whole male appears on screen and it becomes a three way.

"I was watching a porno, and it musta been the camera man's mystery dick that appeared in the girl's mouth"

by AD17 June 13, 2007

Mystery Spot

A bullshit tourist trap in Santa Cruz CA but there are also other bullshit traps all over the US. Stupid people go there to prove the mystery is bullshit because they think they are so smart but really the smart people just dont go at all. the stupid people who go there also like to treat the tour guides like shit.

Hey lets go waste our time and money at the Mystery Spot!

by MSsssssss May 29, 2008

Mystery Cupboard

That cupboard in your house that is filled with complete shit. The place has no organisation. No one can find anything in there. It's a mysterious place to enter.

Hey Jim, can you run and get me a new light bulb form the mystery cupboard!

by RangaJester January 24, 2010