My morning face

Not a nice sight.

Someone who sees me: OH GOD GET AWAY FROM ME.
Me: This is just my morning face tho...

by I'm honest I swear April 3, 2015

Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Losing my face

It is like the term "losing my mind" accept it physical. Like being clumsy or messing stuff up.

I keep messing stuff up I'm losing my face

by Olive Elizabeth Lou January 31, 2019

Putting my face on

applying make-up... simples!

I'll be 20 minutes!! I'm just putting my face on!

by tetcha November 26, 2013

R There Boobs In My Face Rn

When you take your bra off and let someone crawl under your shirt and record it.

Yo Sarah did Brayden give you the “R There Boobs In My Face Rn”

by Ella Gabel May 10, 2024

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011