In an instant where you crack an egg just the yolk onto someone's butthole and then pop the yolk leaving a yellow flower shaped puddle
Or when someone has their hole pounded into Oblivion and bloody semen leak from their hole that resembles mustard
Or when someone has their hole pounded into Oblivion and bloody semen leak from their hole that resembles mustard
by Steven VanShaft December 13, 2018
Get the Mustard flowermug. When playing an FPS video game, specifically with the homies, whenever you top frag, and top frag only for damage. You can call yourself Mustard Jones.
"Wow, I just did 4.6 thousand damage this game and y'all barely have 2 thousand total. I am hard Mustard Jones'ing"
by Mustard Jones November 2, 2022
Get the Mustard Jonesmug. Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
Get the Mustard Sockmug. yo, pete was so f'ed up jay made a salad in his hair, put pickles in his shoes, and gave him a mustard dorkin.
by jjigga August 21, 2009
Get the mustard dorkinmug. Dreet Mustard is Mustard that has been "repurposed" as lubricant to use during sex.
It is also commonly fed to homeless people after it is no longer usable in bed
It is also commonly fed to homeless people after it is no longer usable in bed
by Chodemaster69420 February 17, 2023
Get the Dreet Mustardmug. That glistening moisture that develops on a women's outer vaginal lips when she gets sexually aroused.
Paul: Wow, that's an impressive amount of Beaver Mustard you got going on there.
Tracy: I know, I just churned it up myself.
Tracy: I know, I just churned it up myself.
by AZ Cholo January 27, 2022
Get the Beaver Mustardmug. by messy bun October 13, 2017
Get the mustard headmug.