This person is typically an idiot, and thinks that the ricer mentality applies only to those who drive japanese cars. In the younger stages, they often come into mustang ownership by way of their parent, and is almost always in a v6 configuration. Older mustang drivers liberally throw around the word "Muscle" car, completely ignorant to the Gran Torino, which was faster. Commonly, mustang drivers enjoy talking about their time slips from the last time they went to the track, which was 10 years ago. Mustang drivers also forget that an engine typically loses horsepower over time and with mileage. A great irony lies in the fact that mustang drivers talk about rebuilding their engines, when in reality it is a man named "Jed" at an auto shop rebuilding it, save for in older mustangs. I have found that mustang and camaro drivers are the same person, the only difference being the car their parents bought them when they were in high school, and, both are extremely proud of the fact that a 5 liter v8 has more power than a I4. Mustang owners also brag about their affinity for fixing cars, but are unlikely to do anything outside general maintenance. The only mustang driver worth his merit drives either a '70 429, or an '03 terminator.
Common mustang driver quotes:
"My parents bought me this new mustang for my birthday, and it can totally kick some civic's ass"
"My v6 mustang lost to a K-swapped civic, I better go home and make up shit about ricers on the forums"
"I can replace my sparkplugs, lets see a BMW driver do that"
"If I use this superchip I can get up to 200 more horsepower, which means I can kick that civic's ass without spending more than 400$"
"My parents bought me this new mustang for my birthday, and it can totally kick some civic's ass"
"My v6 mustang lost to a K-swapped civic, I better go home and make up shit about ricers on the forums"
"I can replace my sparkplugs, lets see a BMW driver do that"
"If I use this superchip I can get up to 200 more horsepower, which means I can kick that civic's ass without spending more than 400$"
by John ode December 5, 2012
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The car in question seems to be owned by every asshole on the planet, why? Cuz they're cheap and they're everywhere. They can often be seen getting their asses handed to them by cars of smaller engine size. Usually these are asian cars dealing out the whoopings, but cases are also recorded of other domestics such as Cavaliers handing down judgement to the highly overrated, seriously inflated ego on wheels.
Some make feeble attempts at making their cars faster. They suffer from a serious disease referred to as IDIOTUS AMONGUS. Which is either passed down through genes or contracted from a visit from the extremely dangerous Stupid Fairy. The disease can be anocculated through introduction to a real performance car, and may take several doses of such to fully erraticate the disease.
Furthermore, there do exist myths
about performance on these cars. Some wish to believe that upgraded models from Saleen, Roush and Shelby are standard factory models. This implies that they are stock, on the contrary. These models are, in fact, purchased by said performace companies, upgraded and then resold to ignorent customers who have problems understanding the concept of performance franchices. It is not these people's fault in this matter. Their IQ's simply are not high enough to understand performance upgrades and therefore they must rely on the industry to dupe them into thinking they are buying a quality factory product.
By my studies of this subject, I must conclude that most owners of the vehicle known as the Ford Mustang should not be looked down upon for their obvious lack of reality, but rather be helped by anyone willing to take on the hardships of working with the performance challenged. For they are as in need of help as any other "special" group of the world in which we live.
Some make feeble attempts at making their cars faster. They suffer from a serious disease referred to as IDIOTUS AMONGUS. Which is either passed down through genes or contracted from a visit from the extremely dangerous Stupid Fairy. The disease can be anocculated through introduction to a real performance car, and may take several doses of such to fully erraticate the disease.
Furthermore, there do exist myths
about performance on these cars. Some wish to believe that upgraded models from Saleen, Roush and Shelby are standard factory models. This implies that they are stock, on the contrary. These models are, in fact, purchased by said performace companies, upgraded and then resold to ignorent customers who have problems understanding the concept of performance franchices. It is not these people's fault in this matter. Their IQ's simply are not high enough to understand performance upgrades and therefore they must rely on the industry to dupe them into thinking they are buying a quality factory product.
By my studies of this subject, I must conclude that most owners of the vehicle known as the Ford Mustang should not be looked down upon for their obvious lack of reality, but rather be helped by anyone willing to take on the hardships of working with the performance challenged. For they are as in need of help as any other "special" group of the world in which we live.
by dsmguy21 June 24, 2004
Get the mustang mug.Hey whats the big deal with fukiing cars anyway why don't u all get lives and worry about more important things in life like....... ok so there really isn't anything more important but thats not the point.
by corona October 21, 2003
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Mustang Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Stop bragging over a car that is made anymore. Please, go fuck your self.
Mustang Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Stop bragging over a car that is made anymore. Please, go fuck your self.
by Chevy Hater August 13, 2006
Get the Mustang mug.an American classic muscle car that has been around since its smash-hit popularity in the 60's, the mustang is the pride of ford's entire line-up. ford mustangs used to be popular among guys, but over recent years, it has come to the appeal of many teenage girls across america, and now the mustang is just a little bitchy chick car since every 16 year old girl (and up) thinks they are cool as shit if they have a flashy car that everybody likes, even though probably 95% of girls that drive a mustang don't even know the first thing about what is under the hood besides an engine, and not even how big the engine is. most girls will just buy the basic v6 version of the mustang, because as mentioned earlier, the only important thing is that the girl has a mustang. it is very rare that you will see a girl driving her own mustang gt.
bottom line is that girls should stick to volkswagen beetles and pt cruisers and all the other chick cars out there. the mustang has always been and should be owned by the guy population, and it is a guy car. don't spoil it
bottom line is that girls should stick to volkswagen beetles and pt cruisers and all the other chick cars out there. the mustang has always been and should be owned by the guy population, and it is a guy car. don't spoil it
Girl: "come on girls! lets roll to the mall in my new ford mustang! we'll be cruisin' in style!"
- 2 guys drive by in a chevy camaro ss -
guy 1: "damn did you just hear that girl? she has a mustang and shes treating it like it is a part of fashion"
guy 2: "yeah its a shame that such a great car has become a car for chicks to be posers with now."
- 2 guys drive by in a chevy camaro ss -
guy 1: "damn did you just hear that girl? she has a mustang and shes treating it like it is a part of fashion"
guy 2: "yeah its a shame that such a great car has become a car for chicks to be posers with now."
by blue frame September 6, 2009
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Man #2: Yep and there are only a few million more that are exactly the same. They are like ass holes, everyone has one.
Man #1: So very true
Man #2: Yep and there are only a few million more that are exactly the same. They are like ass holes, everyone has one.
Man #1: So very true
by MadSpleen85 January 10, 2007
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