Home Defense Musket: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
by Fueled by adhd November 12, 2021
when a male inserts watermelon seeds into his penis, then after intercourse he ejaculates, blood, cum and the watermelon seeds.
I preformed a painful bloody musket on a bitch.
by Chrismcmen August 20, 2007
Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.
by Wyatt Hawn May 29, 2019
Another term used for saying someone has just put their balls in your mouth. Usually happens when the big boss man comes down to your office for a visit and finds something he thinks is wrong. He will pull out the ball bag musket and shoot some balls in your mouth and make you look like an idiot in front of your subordinates and peers.
Hey man you hear about what happened today when the boss came down? No what happened? Well we had a surprise visit today from the corporate office and the regional manager didn't like what he saw. So he pulled out the ball bag musket and put his balls in my mouth and made me look like a dumbass. Man that right there is some fey luck right there. I know that is going to result in a trip to Mount Olympus. Well good luck.
by pantyteamaster August 06, 2010
One of those explosive dumps, that resemble what happens if you were to pack mud down the barrel of a musket and shoot it. Commonly referred to as the Turkish Tippman
by Transvestache July 12, 2008
Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."
Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."
Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."
by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023
The action of pounding sand into the eye of your cock with a toothpick, then blasting at mach Jesus.
My homie and I were having a threesome last night, then he pulled out a bigger dick than mine, so I pulled out that Pueblo Musket loader and sandblast that nigga.
by PussyMasterJihadBomberNazi March 14, 2023