murkaopp

When you feel close to a person but come to find out they were shitting on you the whole time.

Dylan was invited to a party by his know to be best friend, but his best friend was a murkaopp and suprised pissed on him in front of 36 people and embarrassed the shit out of him.

by Theone2002 July 12, 2016

murasakibara

The hottest guy with Purple hair. He loves eating and he's kinda "I don't care about everything".
He.is.so.tall...
This guy huge and si hot.

You're eating so much ?! Such a Murasakibara !

by Laughing Cyclope December 27, 2016

Murkillinated

When your arguing and can't work out how someone died, whether they were murdered, killed or assassinated.

Nah John Lennon wasn't murdered or killed, I'm fairly sure he was murkillinated

by SeemsLegitt November 14, 2017

Murky Pond

A Murky pond is the act of creating a cup from you scrotum by stretching it to create a receptacle for fluid, that your friend can drink from usually beer or your choice of spirit.

For losing the bet James had do a murky pond from Josh while his mates cheered him on.

by Richard BeanRichard BeanRichar March 19, 2019

murasakibara atushi

A very tol purple headed giant. Plays as the Center for Yosen High but was originally a part of the generation of Miracles.

He is a soft hearted guy with a brain the size of a jelly bean. Hates basketball (or so he says) and finds it tiring. When he puts his hair up in a ponytail you’re in trouble.

Stranger 1: hey did you see that super tall guy playing basketball

Stranger 2: oh ya that’s the skyscraper murasakibara atushi

by Yeetyeettsukkimeat October 2, 2020

Gobble marks

The tell-tale signs left behind after an act of fellatio is performed. Can be easily spotted under U.V. lighting.

"Watch out for gobble marks! You don't know where they've been"

by Stemun September 25, 2009

Shart marks

1. Flecks of poop shrapnel left behind after pooping in a toilet.

2. Marks left behind in your underwear from sharting.

After your daily deucing, check under the seat to make sure you didn't leave any shart marks, especially if you're pooping at a friend's house.

by PooEtiquitteEnthusiast August 25, 2011