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Post-Nut Munchies 

That great feeling of hunger you get when you finish spamming your ham, debugging your hard drive, or any other act of that nature.
Friend 1: Ahh man, I just got done wanking my willy and I am super hungry. I have the post-nut munchies
Friend 2: What the fuck

After-Midnight Munchies 

The insane hunger that starts to creep up on you the longer you stay up after midnight. By the time it gets to 3, maybe 4am, you're completely ravenous.
Kayla and I decided to pull an all-nighter, but her mom caught us grabbing snacks at 2am and told us to go to bed. Damn After-Midnight Munchies!

African Munchies 

The extreme munchies that one will get after smoking a massive amount of weed through conventional method, ie (blunt, joint, bowl or bong) and then chase it with pot brownies in hopes of satisfying the first set of munchies. Not only will you be blown off your ass, your munchies will match or surpass that of children starving in Africa.
We smoked 3 bowls each and a blunt, then intentionally ate a whole batch of brownies that just looked so good and gooey, after that we had the African Munchies.

(Not intended to be cruel, END WORLD HUNGER!!)

carpet munchies 

A lesbian desire for oral sex derived from smoking too much marijuana.
Wow, that sticky icky was bangin... Now I've got major carpet munchies.
carpet munchies by Darien Fawkes February 28, 2010

I've got the case of the munchies 

When you are up late at night and become to get hungry.
Eddie: I have to finish my Science paper but I've got the case of the munchies.

Brass Munchies 

brass munchies is when you are tipsy on brass monkey and high off of weed and get the munchies
yo I'm wasted off of this brass monkey but I'm hungry as hell from this weed i think i got the brass munchies