Monch Gouge

Noun. An inaccurate statement of information usually obtained by a third party source. Spoken with extreme confidence to make it actually sound plausible.

Dude did you hear about the guy that 904ed a F/A-18 at Cherry Point? Nah...bro that's just bad Monch Gouge

by Blueblaster34 June 10, 2016

Monchaso

A great developer who made ragdoll system test and works hard even dealing with terrible wifi

i know this dev named monchaso

by ma90620 August 4, 2018

Monchie

Short for Raymond,
Self-centered, inconsiderate, thinks he is always right and never does anything wrong
Liar, but swears what he says is true.. comes off as nice till you get to really know them good looking huge jerk takes long to get ready, calls every chick he sleeps with "a friend" or "homegirl"

Dude you're being a total Monchie right now

You took 6 hours to get ready, that was a Monchie shower .

That guy is really cute I hope he doesn't end up being a Monchie in a few months

by IfonlyUknew2 December 5, 2021

monch the conch

When you're down super down to go down. The noun and verb forms of "conchmonch" are also acceptable and encouraged.

Girl 1: How was your Tinder date?

Girl 2: He monch the conch.

Girl 1: So when is the wedding?

by Dr. Gay4Cavill March 11, 2022

Mooncabba

A black/African that should go back to work

That guy over there should Mooncabba

by Fergus the fortnite legend May 3, 2022

Speed Mooching

The act of following another car traveling at a high rate of speed as to (hopefully) use them to distract any police.

I woulda been late to work if I wasn't speed mooching off that tuner Honda.

by Sqlivnlow April 15, 2019

Skank Moocher

An individual known for their frugality, characterized by a sense of entitlement to the elicit substances purchased by friends or associates.

Jeremy- Wanna take shrooms at Greg’s house?
Ethan- Hell no! He’s such a skank moocher! I’ll bet you he’ll be the highest one out of all of us, and won’t pat a dime.

by SliceOfPudding June 3, 2023