A girl with the last name Montes is the most intelligent, kindest, sweetest, most amazing girl you will ever meet. BUT GOD DAMN DOES SHE HAVE THE NICEST BODY. Perfect sizes for everything... She is the most amazing person you will ever meet... She will never let you forget about her... She is so cool and easy to relate to, If you ever have the pleasure of meeting this girl. You are blessed. And if your dating this girl, buddy this girl is your miracle because you are probably the most luckiest guy on the earth to get to see her face up close. As long as your with her it will be heaven.
by Iamreallyboredrightnow March 1, 2023
Get the Montesmug. Mont is the best guy you would ever meet he doesn't even need a definition in thes sorry ass dictionary hes just that guy
by idekigio November 21, 2021
Get the montmug. The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.
???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
by simp:D November 9, 2021
Get the Alan Zetina Montes De ocamug. literally the hottest person ever. i am so happy to be his boyfriend and OH MY GOD HES SO!!!!!! hes literally everything to me. hes so fucking cute and watching him get all excited when i say "i love him" and fuck man!!!! hes so <33
by maxypoopii November 3, 2022
Get the montemug. Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.
Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''
Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''
''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''
"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''
"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."
"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''
"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."
by nerd observer March 25, 2025
Get the Count of Monte Christomug. 
by Kiss poke love November 3, 2021
Get the Monte crop dustermug.