Land Monster Slayer

A person who engages in sexual activity with an unattractive female on a regular basis. A land monster is an unattractive female that resembles a prehistoric beast that somehow managed to make it on land and find a way to a party.

Frat Guy 1: "Dude, Max hooked up with another fat girl last night. He does that everytime he gets drunk!"
Frat Guy 2: "Good for him. He's definitely a Land Monster Slayer."

by Land Monster Slayer May 17, 2006

monster cable

Outrageously over-priced audio and video cables found at many electronic stores such as Best-Buy and Futureshop... Salesman convince you that you need these for the ultimate home theatre experience

why the hell would somebody pay 300$ for a 14' 3 pair rca monster cable

by Dan0627 May 27, 2005

COOKIE monster

A furry blue monster from Sesame Street who takes out his sexual frustration on baked goods.

Me want COOKIE!

by biteme April 15, 2004

Monster Meat Missile

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

by Gar Grim May 4, 2018

Monster Hunter Stories

A Monster Hunter game with less sales and should be played more so we can get hyped for the New Monster Hunter Stories sequel this is coming out in 2021.

Pokemon fan: FUCK MONSTER HUNTER STORIES!

Monster Hunter fan: Alright hunters, get the god damn fucking gun right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Pokemon fan: OH SHI-

by TheDDLCGal September 30, 2020

Lolness Monster

Similar to ROFL and LMAO, LOLness Monster is a word used when LOL is simply not enough.

Best used with Monster being capitalised; LOLness MONSTER!!

Bob: "I got tied to a signpost naked yesterday."

Alice: "LOLness MONSTER!!!"

by AER10122 July 10, 2010

girth monster

The girth monster is a penis that is small in length but large in girth (8-12in) with the pubes cut into a flattop .
Also called girthzilla, girthakazoo, granddaddy's girth, girth daddy, grandmaster girth, girth girthy goo, girth brooks, gurgly girth, and the Chicago grandslam

My girth does the job

Did you see coach over there with his girth monster blushing out of his pants

by Girthmonster March 20, 2015