mom

the ladie in everyones life that twists your words and turnes anything into you having and attitude

me: *plays minecraft and gets blown up by creeper*
me: aw man, i didnt even hear it hissing( in a calm tone)
my mom: you better watch your tone, i dont think you should be playing that game, its making you violent
me: i was calm when i said that
my mom: DONT ARGUE WITH ME BOY
my dad: yeah kid, if you dont have anything nice to say, then you grounded

true story

by chicken en rice. February 3, 2022

Mom

Someone who is supposed to love and care for you not abuse you your whole life to the point where you try commuting suicide in hopes to make her finally be happy with you

Me: I fucking hate my mom
Someone: why
Me: she abused me for most of my life

by TheAnarchistSystem October 5, 2021

mom

the woman that pushed u out her pussy

"hey mom?"
"what sweetie"
"why do you have a big pussy"
"because i pushed ur fat ass out of it"

by Br_itachi27 October 27, 2021

mom

something missing

friend: hows is your mom doing?
me: i don't know she left when i was 4

by mymomleftme March 6, 2022

Moms

A term for the female parental unit. Originating from the 1996 novel, "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace.

"The Moms has a phobia of doors and overhead lighting"

by ketiekew May 28, 2007

Moms

A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops

"Chris clean yo got damn room mother fucker"-Mother

"Quit sweatin me moms!"-Chris

by Lukeism May 18, 2010

MOM

An acronym for Meeting of the Minds. It is a weekly meeting of a group of friends (all clowns) that get together once a week for beer, pizza, etc. This meeting usually falls on the night of a Razorback game. As time has gone on, the group has grown larger. So much so, that a few of the regulars have appointed themselves to positions of fictional power, such as The King, The Queen, etc. This group of friends always welcomes anyone who dares to join them for the madness.

MOM at OW

by TwoTeeth February 17, 2010