When you pull out just as you are cumming and it sprays her in the face so much that she can't breathe she is considered a moist bandito.
by The moist bandito's July 30, 2020

by kayaker2008 April 03, 2005

Person 1 - "I love microsoft office 2010"
Person 2 - "is it giving you a moist bush?"
Example 2 - "That chick behind me in the heavy traffic looks like she has a moist bush"
Person 2 - "is it giving you a moist bush?"
Example 2 - "That chick behind me in the heavy traffic looks like she has a moist bush"
by moistness December 01, 2011

wet and/or moist underpanties with hairs of varying sorts and lengths, including (but not limited to) curly and/or flattened varieties, which are interwoven into the fibers of the unders/underwear/boxer briefs (insert your preference here).
by milkshake1849 January 21, 2009

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
by moist robot December 25, 2008

Moist Garbage is a term similar to "Hot Garbage." It is supposed to sound worse than Hot Garbage or grosser. This word was created by Ryukahr in a Super Mario Maker video titled "WE HAD TO INVENT A NEW TERM FOR THIS ONE...Super Mario Maker"
by JTudela June 21, 2019

by Palmetto Aquatics May 11, 2009
