The Missouri Moan

When you're having intercourse and you lean into your partners ear and screech like a TIE fighter engine.

Guy#1: I did The Missouri Moan on this hooker from Utah
Guy#2: Shi sounds hot as hell
Guy#1: She fucking died of a heart attack

The Missouri Moan by fwre er;kjgnvfherigvslejhb egh March 26, 2022

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Cell Phone Moan

While eating a chick out, you grab your cell phone, call your buddy and when he answers you begin pleasuring your partner with the phone.

use your imagination

Cell Phone Moan by floyd January 2, 2004

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anime moan cult

A cult where you join a discord voice chat and moan like an anime character. People that have joined this cult act like crackheads and send cursed pictures in the no mic chat. These people should be avoided at all cost, and the anime moan cult spreads like wild fire.

Person 1: "Have you heard of the anime moan cult?"
Person 2: *loads shotgun*

anime moan cult by ThisMFingBitch April 24, 2021

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I-moan

In Texas, it means "I'm going to".

The sentence "I'm going to go to the store" in Texas is said, I-moan go to the store.

I-moan by Txsecededave July 26, 2014

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goat moan

A sound that a canadian makes when he is getting pwnd in any video game resulting in an older man humping him.

Josh(canadian): Muaah Muaah Muaah (goat moan)
Eric: The next guy that moans like a goat is going to get humped.
Josh: MUAAAAAAHHHHH
(Eric humps Josh)

goat moan by Orrin Oliver April 1, 2008

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Naggy McBitch Moan

A name for one who bitches and nags an exceedingly amount about various topics without pausing.

One who is constantly on your case and wont shut the hell up

*after repeated nagging, bitching and moaning*

Hey, Naggy McBitch Moan, you hear that flapping... its your mouth, shut it... i can't stand your bitching.

Naggy McBitch Moan by bniggs July 10, 2009

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Food Moan

(noun)

An insatiable, un-quellable release of noise from one's voice box indicating the perfection of the food one is currently consuming. It is generally followed by multiple other variations of the sound in between chewing and swallowing.

Jack: Dude, I've been hungry ALL day! I haven't eaten a thing since yesterday.

Josh: *tosses oreos* Here, bro.

Jack: OH! (food moan) OH! OHHHH! So GOOOOOOOOD!!!! Thank you, God!

Josh: Wow, that was quite the food moan.

Food Moan by Pi@noguy December 8, 2010

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