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fart in a mitten

You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it.
-Coined by someone on TMZ.com
Paris Hilton, and every other over-exposed celebrity, rankle like an inescapable fart in a mitten.
by kellyfatman December 6, 2006
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fish mitten

I pulled her panties to the side to expose her fish mitten.
by JP the literary genius August 10, 2004
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Sex mittens

Mittens only worn during fornication/pillaging. Makes sex that little bit warmer plus you dont have to wash ur hands afterwards
wo wo wo!! im not doin it without my sex mittens u dirtyslag !
by Blackbeard Teach January 20, 2008
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Kitten Mitten

'you'd better put on a kitten mitten, if you want that pussy'
by Zach 'Tay Tay' August 5, 2008
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Pirate Mitten

n. A mitten,(usually of bright festive colors), worn by an Ear Pirate.

See: Ear Pirate, Earjacking.
I caught Johnny the notorious ear pirate trying to Earjack our conversation, his Pirate mitten gave him away.
by Bocajo September 28, 2006
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cock mitten

Noun.

1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.

2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag
1: I was gettin' some sun using this awesome new cock mitten! Check it! No tan lines!

2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.
by Pit Pat October 23, 2007
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Squish Mitten

Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...

Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.
by akendall December 31, 2009
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