by kellyfatman December 6, 2006

by JP the literary genius August 10, 2004

Mittens only worn during fornication/pillaging. Makes sex that little bit warmer plus you dont have to wash ur hands afterwards
by Blackbeard Teach January 20, 2008

A condom.
by Zach 'Tay Tay' August 5, 2008

I caught Johnny the notorious ear pirate trying to Earjack our conversation, his Pirate mitten gave him away.
by Bocajo September 28, 2006

Noun.
1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.
2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag
1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.
2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag
1: I was gettin' some sun using this awesome new cock mitten! Check it! No tan lines!
2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.
2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.
by Pit Pat October 23, 2007

by akendall December 31, 2009
