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Missionary dater

Missionary dater is one of a religious faith, commonly Christianity, dating a person with differing beliefs (or commonly no beliefs at all), for the purpose of changing that person's beliefs or religion.
Carrie: There are far too many guys out there that don't have my same belief system so I shun them. But aren't I called to spread the good news..? *sigh* Life's busy and time too precious to waste it dating a nonbeliever...
Casey: "heckkk no, I ain't no missionary dater!"
by Howiegal November 21, 2015
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Missionary

I love missionary step bro. Porhub.com.
by anonymous May 12, 2023
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Montana missionary

Where a guy named gage/gaige gets sounded and pounded by two goth chicks with 13in strap ons
“Wow man I just had to goth chicks shove 13in strap one in my dick and ass Montana missionary style”-gage/gaige
by Sister do January 20, 2025
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The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.
The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.
by toee December 3, 2006
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Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.
Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.
by Cucktrainer November 1, 2019
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submissive missionary

When the female is laying on her back and her legs are on the man shoulders (or women whatever is your preference) and her wrist are held down
I want to try something new babe. Let's try a new position called Submissive missionary
by Macdaddyjayd February 19, 2017
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Power-Missionary

When a more personally dominant sexual partner, that enjoys being in submissive positions, is overtaken by sexual fervor that they dictate the rhythm of sexual activities from the bottom missionary position.
She was built to fuck and carry babies. I was on top ging her the pipe when all of a sudden she went power-missionary and dictated the motion of the ocean.
by Geeshiv May 13, 2023
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