Minty-proof

Something so simple that even a child can understand.

Bob: This manual is so Minty-proof.
John: I know, right? Even my kid can understand it.

by posu May 30, 2011

Minty

Abbreviation for sentimental.

I was feeling very minty at our high school reunion.

by Birdie01 November 26, 2020

minty

Can mean that your well cool as in breezy. It can be used as a compliment or saying you are a bit gay.

Yer, he's well minty

by FIeur May 8, 2009

Minty

Chore in a crack pipe tastes bad.

When the chore in your crack pipe is burnt too much it tastes minty.

by Starfish Shipshell April 16, 2018

Minty Bell

A pristine penis. A circumcised bell end in mint condition. Well groomed, fragrant. Preferred by experienced women.

His minty bell was quite arousing and refreshing too.

by Bonallack Bishop April 12, 2024

Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.

The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper

by The Rocket (Italian Stallion) April 21, 2021

Minnetonka Minty Pig

When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards

Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...

by Tastylovincheesecake January 4, 2020