mingebag

Offensive term for a woman, usually used when ordering her to do something unpleasant.

"Suck wood, there's a good mingebag".

by JC in da place 2b December 14, 2004

Minibus

A sex position defined by the explanation:

'One in the front, the rest in the back!'

Where a male sticks four of his fingers up the female's arse and uses his thumb to insert into the vagina/ play with the clit.

Hence all the fingers are in the back and the thumb is up the front. Like a Minibus and it's passengers.

D: "Hey man, I totally did the Minibus on her last night!"

P: "What, that troll? That lives under the bridge?"

D: "Shes not a troll...."

P: "Yeah whatever, carry on."

D: "Ok shut up and let me tell the story, douche."

P: "Look D, I don't want to know more about your anal fetish, and what's a Minibus anyway?"

D: "It's wkd, you put one in the front and the rest in the back!"

P: "That is gross D, did you really have to tell me that? We are in a lecture ffs!"

by ThePmaster December 2, 2009

MINGEBAG

When a female dunks her minge into someones mouth - the female version of tea bagging!!

Don: Wow, you copped a mouthful!
Paul: Yeah she full on mingebagged me!!

by Mingedingler October 20, 2008

miniben

A term given to rather annoying males who insist on telling you about every problem in their lifes in the mistaken belief that you actually care.
Also given to someone who uses "WTF?" and "OMG!" for totally inapropriate things.

Me: I like to play pool.
Miniben: OMG WTF?
Me: what?
Miniben: I have a friend who plays pool as well!

by Jake April 24, 2005

minging

Used to describe someone who is extremely desperate for sex but highly unlikely to get any due to being a dead ringer for Bill Gates aged 14 and female.

Fred: "Hmm,(hic), she's quite tasty."
Joe: "Take your beer goggles off mate, she's minging!"

by High Priest Ramases September 24, 2004

mingin'

kate kate kate kate, the fat whore from harris ctc

so so so mingin

by uggh look at her July 5, 2003

minging

To be performing badly or not up too scratch, especially in sports.

"Yo, bro, the other team was minging last nyt"

by Special K January 20, 2004