kentucky viper militia

The Kentucky viper militia AKA the KVM is a gang of worthless drug-dealing scroats originally found in south and eastern Kentucky. Due to their high birth rate they unfortunately have spread throughout Kentucky and are also seen on occasion in other states. They own motels and bars where they run prostitution and sell drugs. All known members are related and insane and should be considered armed and dangerous at all times. Can be identified by extremely low IQ and terrible odor along with unnatural devotion to their mamas and above all their attraction to incest and violence. All of them have been to prison and or mental institutions which is not surprising given their retard-level IQ's and love of crime. They call themselves a militia and they like to drive tanks around in the hills but real militias will have nothing to do with them. No relation to the Kentucky Vipers Volleyball Team or any other sports team.

I wanted to join the Kentucky Viper Militia but they rejected me on the grounds that my parents are not related

by sharpsburgpie May 31, 2022

Mikoto

a name of an emperor of japan.. it can be a name of a girl.. beautiful, sincere and very loyal when it comes to love.. loves being in small groups of people and easily hurt when being judged negatively.. always lends a hand in helping others.. ready to hear in other problems... sometimes weird.. but being weird sometimes is being cute... always wants privacy.. and always love to be near to her love ones..

mikoto myagi & mikoto suo

by mikki gurl 18 January 19, 2012

Militard

A man or woman, usually in the military, who decides that everyone needs to know that they are in the military, were in the military, or support the military at all times.

"Hey do you see that guy over there with the Army hat, shirt, jacket, sweatpants, 3 bumper stickers, knife, belt buckle, tattoo, and wallet? And all of his kids are wearing that crap too?"
"yeah"
"he's a militard"

by J. Mackson January 21, 2012

military factor

The factor by which a male's hottness increases when he's in his uniform. On a scale of one to ten, a uniform usually increases a guy's number by 2. Can also be applied to non-military men in some uniforms.

Person 1: Check that guy out. He's a solid 7.
Person 2: Him? He's in my Spanish class. He's in AFROTC. On Tuesdays when he's in his dress blues he's a 9, atleast.

by Katie Holmes April 7, 2005

French military victories

The Battle of Yorktown, Sep-Oct 1781. The decisive battle of the American Revolution, fought with equal parts French and American soldiers.

The U.S.A. exists because France's citizens fought alongside us when we needed them most. And then America and France kinda went to war while France and Britian were at war, and then France fell into revolution and Britian and America went to war, and, did I mention? the British and the Americans fought the French before all this even began. With Injuns! Anyway, America eventually went to war with itself, and the West Point generals from the South battled the West Point generals from the North, and then we hooked back up with France and Britian and together kicked the crap out of the Axis.

French Military Victories. I only need this one to make all the other definitions realize how stupid they are.

by pennsylvanianbot August 27, 2009

Fork Union Military Academy

"Military" School in central Virginia where how much money mommy and daddy give it decides your rank and whether you get kicked out or not and sports are worshipped despite their teams' terrible record. Great place to sell dip.

Cadet 1: He didn't get kicked out for all that?!

Cadet 2: The circle at Fork Union Military Academy is named after him...

by The Silenced Truth October 12, 2007

French Military defeats

an every day way of life for the french

we lost again.... no we surrendered again...o...damn

by peter May 13, 2005