Mike

a cute guy who has the cutest chubbiest cheeks and squirrel teeth and the most nicest, cutest, and funniest guy you will ever meet. he’s an amazing person with a big heart.

Me: Hey Mike.
Mike: Lauren, why is there a definition of me when I look up my name on Urban Dictionary?
Me: i’m sorry.

by laurenlax437 October 16, 2019

Mikes

the most astonishing, astounding, surprising, bewildering, stunning, staggering, shocking, startling, stupefying, breathtaking, perplexing, confounding, dismaying, and disconcerting person ever.

Mikes is so dreamy *mouth waters*

by miminoto April 25, 2021

Mike

Such a big bean that will always make his lover(s) happy

Mike is so cute

by Yourlordandsavioursatan December 14, 2019

Mike

Mike is the kindest, sweetest, handsome guy who claims he is asexual at first and then once you get to know him, you will end up falling in love with. He is probably the type of guy who is friends with your ex boyfriend and most likeley a baseball player. Mike is overall a great guy.

Friend: I left the party last night with Mike

Other friend: NO WAY!!

by Abigal smith May 8, 2020

mike

a slang term for Coke Zero

hey buddy toss me a mike would ya

by Ken City November 7, 2021

Mike

An amazing tutor who is super nice and has a lot of friends, he is fun and caring and is SUPER smart(especially in mathematics and life) You want a mike as ur BFF

Mike: Hey BFF
Me: Hey back Bff

by UniMaid May 18, 2018

Mike

Mike

Mike

by anonymous May 1, 2021