Miley Cyrus

Another Disney-Money-Maker. A wanna-be Vanessa Hugens , Hilary Duff , and Briteny Spears who is extremely vain. She "sings" songs about her fame, also known as Hannah Montanna . She doesn't even sing, it's pretty much talking, no wonder why she is so talentless . She got it from her ugly dad. Is also a bad actor with a fake accent. She is selfish, rude, vain, and talentless. She thinks she is the best singer in the world. No one (with common sense) knows why she even got famous. Wait, it's because of her washed-out ugly dad!

1. Miley: YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS BECAUSE I ROCK!!!
Miley: Aren't me iz an FANTABULOUS singer?
Person with a brain: No.
Miley: WAAAA! BUT I'M MILEY CYRUS!
Person with a brain: Yeah, that's why my ears and eyes bleed!
Miley: Well, NOBODY'S PERFECT! I gotta work it! Again and -but wait.... I'm Miley Cyrus so I'm perfect!
8 year old that brainwashed because Miley is such a ugly bad singer: YEAH! HANNY MONTANNY U ARE LIKE SO AWESOME!
Miley: Noooo, I'm Miley~ Because I like PUNK. (and yet she is wearing pink lol)
Miley: Good night everybody! Thank you for being spoiled little brats for begging your parents into wasting their life-time paycheck!
Fans (in a robot voice): Anything for you, Hanny Montanny!
Miley: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M PUNK! Now I gtg for a manicure with ponies! (lol)
Miley: Oh yeah, I forgot, I need to pose for Vanity Fair again!

2. Fan: Do you like Hanny Monntanny?
Person: No, and all of the fans are such posers! If you were a true fan you would know it's Miley Cyrus, and she doesn't even sing, she talks!
Fan: Your stooped.
Person: It's YOU'RE STUPID and that's not even an insult!
Fan: What?
Person: U=STUPIDER
Fan: WAAA!

by Youare Astalker October 19, 2008

miley

the most talented and kindest human to ever exist.

that miley girl is so nice

by wheyehhensnss December 24, 2019

miley cyrus virus

When you twerk really badly and you uncontrollably stick your tongue out in pictures.

Also, you touch yourself sensually in front of other people. Can infect guys too.

Jim: Hey, what's up with Brianna? Why is she sticking out her tongue while twerking horribly?
Rafael: (whispering) She's got the Miley Cyrus Virus.
Jim: Oh, that explains everything.

by Jeaneth February 25, 2014

Miley Cyrus Suck

Nickname for a really good blowjob.

Miley Cyrus is now offering a Miley Cyrus Suck!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

Miley Mash

After a 7-10 shot pregame with either Burnetts Vodka or Jack Daniels, a moshpitt of dancing and debauchery occurs when Miley's smash hit "See You Again" blasts through the stereo. The mash is meant to accelerate the time it takes to get "rattled" (or, just wasted) in the time between the pregame and the party!

After the Miley Mash, Rube's stomach was so rattled that he had to puke before leaving to the party!

by Nkeezy May 5, 2011

Miley

She is a one of a kind,most generous girl you could ever meet.She will stand up for you no matter what.She is a little short but she might mess you up.She will take nobody's crap.She loves robotics and pusheen cat.She thinks she is ugly but she actually is not.Her friends will stay with her no matter what,even if she messes with the teacher and gets in trouble.

Miley is an awesome friend,she can be trusted no matter what

by was up girly May 21, 2019

Mirley

Ridiculously high-waisted trousers.

Wow, those trousers are so mirley they must be right up your curly wurlys.

by bitchlord June 17, 2010