Not to be confused with the classic Dutch Oven, the Microwave Oven is a when someone farts under the covers and instead of shoving the other's head underneath, they open up the sheets after cooking for a few minutes just like the microwave door.
Person 1- "oh my gosh, did you just fart under the covers?"
Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."
Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."
by TX2420OK May 30, 2016
Get the Microwave Ovenmug. A man who gets with a woman with children,like a microwave family, but she has kids with kids which makes her a grandma, so makes the man a grandpa like a quick meal in the microwave
by Lola1109 August 21, 2017
Get the microwave grandpamug. When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.
You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.
by psuedynom November 9, 2021
Get the The milk's in the microwavemug. The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.
by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 23, 2023
Get the Human Microwavemug. by Adolf drippler February 4, 2022
Get the Small microwavemug. A sexual position involving a man, another individual (gender does not matter for the second person) a nazi uniform and some oven mitts.
If you need any further information, you do not have the proper equipment for this.
If you need any further information, you do not have the proper equipment for this.
by ur.mother May 15, 2018
Get the stinky microwavemug. Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.
A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"
B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."
B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."
by SendingPizza August 29, 2018
Get the Microwaved potatoesmug.