melon boat

The strip club special.

Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.

by Grand Funk Toaster Syndrome December 3, 2013

sex melon

A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.

I will cut off your head and use it as a sex melon.

by Sexmelon January 15, 2014

melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.

Holy shit that was a melon head.

by the prophet June 7, 2004

Squall Melon

The supple breast of a young lady, not to be picked from the vine prior to eighteen years of maturation.

Rob saw that girls huge squall melons and did a double take.

by yoor January 6, 2008

melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

by Sean_ January 11, 2009

melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

by Sean_ February 5, 2008

melon

an idiot

you’re a proper melon

by itsyaboiskinnylegend February 5, 2019