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Assographic Memory

The ability to recognize someone by just looking at their ass.
“Woah, who’s that thicc girl walking by?”
“Bro that’s Emily”
“How can you tell?”
“I got assographic memory
by b0di November 25, 2018
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pull memory

Pull memory is the place you keep mental pictures (generally of them fine biatches) away in the back of your mind for future pulling* reference.

*Pulling offcourse referring to stroking your wooky, patting the dragon, tugging the tubesteak, etc
Person 1: "Lets go to the strippers." Person 2: "Na strippers is just frustrating" Person 1: "just put it in your pull memory"

"ah crap yo! - the internet is down. Im going to have resort to pull memory! Come to daddy heidi klum"
by SicSuperman February 17, 2010
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ryleigh memory

A girl who forgets everything in the span of like 5 seconds
What did I just say 5 seconds ago
Idk man I must have ryleigh memory
by TotallyNotSynthesize February 5, 2020
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collective memory

After a blackout night, the attempt of recalling the events of the night before through friends, facebook pictures, and angry girlfriends. Usually initiated by the phrase "What the **** happened last night?"
"Man, what the **** happened last night?"

"Didn't you see the pictures? You were macking on two chicks while dancing on a table... but then the table broke and we had to take you to a hospital."

"Oh, that explains why my girlfriend is angry with me and I have stitches in my head... how many did I get?"

"23"

"Oh"

"Yeah, collective memory is a bitch"
by TheRealLance April 17, 2010
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Adoptive muscle memory

the ability to replicate any physical action after seeing it performed once
Monica Dawson; beholder of Adoptive muscle memory, saw a wrestling move done on TV before work then performed the same exact move on a robber
by HeroesAbilities June 10, 2013
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fap memory

A visual collection of arousing pictures that a boy looks up in his head when masturbating. Originated from Iceland where the phrase "rúnk minni" was used when young school boys saw hot chicks and made mental notes for the lonely nights.
Wow this is totally saved into my fap memory!!
by Krot December 14, 2003
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Photoshopic Memory

The ability to remember any photo that has entered Adobe Photoshop.
Sandy: I got 100% on my test!
Mary: OMG how??
Sandy: I put all my notes into photoshop and used my photoshopic memory to remember everything!
by Choysen October 6, 2011
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