Medicinal

Etymology: English "medicinal": tending or used to cure disease or relieve pain. < French "médicine": medicine; cure. < Latin "mĕdĭcīna": art and practice of medicine, medicine in general meaning; treatment; remedy, cure.

1 Marijuana in Turkish slang.

Take a puff from our medicinal, nothing will be left

by OldbutGoldPenny July 07, 2021

indian medicine

Another term for denki anma, used as a technique by bullies and older brothers. Unlike denki anma, Indian medicine is usually done with both giver and recipient on the floor.

Because his little brother was annoying, the big brother decided to give him some Indian medicine.

by ion violet May 20, 2019

A Frog On Medicine

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have a abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "A Frog On Medicine"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapien who is addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yessa
Person 1: Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 09, 2025

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 30, 2021

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 30, 2021

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 09, 2025