band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 30, 2021

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 30, 2021

indian medicine

Another term for denki anma, used as a technique by bullies and older brothers. Unlike denki anma, Indian medicine is usually done with both giver and recipient on the floor.

Because his little brother was annoying, the big brother decided to give him some Indian medicine.

by ion violet May 20, 2019

White Root Medicine

Jizz

I cured her problem with a meat injection and some white root medicine.

by The Doh Man March 30, 2020

Amoeba Medicine

Basically, the best online platform present till date to learn medicine from. Best concise interactive courses available for every medico, at any level. Amoeba Medicine simplifies medical subjects so that you soak up everything necessary like a sponge.

Amoeba Medicine is where I found inspiration to study again during the pandemic. Medicine is now fun..

by karnastaysfit November 26, 2021

Medicinized

Idk i just made it up in my head while high as shit talkin about medicine being the stuff thay makes you feel "medicinized" so i guess it means feeling any of the effects of any medicine

"yo bro this shit got me feelin all medicinized"
"That don't sound like a real word bro"
"Cause its not bro"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy March 10, 2022

Bonjovicilin (bad medicine)

A medication prescribed to Bon Jovi fans and taken twice daily to aid them while they wait for a new album or for the release of tour dates. There ain’t no doctor that can cure your disease, only bad medicine can. Prescribed by Dr. J Bon Jovi.

I really need some Bonjovicilin (bad medicine) because I ain’t got a fever, I got a permanent disease, It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy, I got lots of money, but it isn't what I need, Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me, And I got all the symptoms, count 'em one, two, three.

Your love is like bad medicine.

I just quoted Bon Jovi - you’re welcome :))

by sixxaep March 12, 2023