crusty machado

one who uses their own jizz or the jizz of a friend to provide a sleek appearance to their ponytail or braid

I would trust my crusty machado in gailforce winds, it never fails me

by lohan6 April 9, 2010

Mechaphilac

A person who is sexually attracted to cars and has sex with their exhust pipes

BOB
"hey man that cars pretty hot, wanna have sex with it?"

CARL
"yes"

SUE
"you sick mechaphilacs"

by sluskie September 25, 2008

Mechanist

Adjective; One who adheres to the doctrine of Mechanism (Universal or Anthropic - Anthropic being Mechanism applied to human beings), a philosophical theory that defines nature as operating on rules of physicality (mechanics) which can be explained by the fields of physics, chemistry and mathematics.

Attempting to understand the workings of nature by way of molecular kinetics and the research of the forces driving those motions: electric, magnetic, thermodynamic or otherwise.

In pop-culture: Gregory House of House M.D. expresses Mechanist viewpoints.

by the Mechanist August 11, 2009

Mechagodzilla 3

The third incarnation of Mechagodzilla, MFS Fighting Type-3, Nicknamed "Kiryu" Is built off of the remains of the original Godzilla from 1954, It is the most agile of all the Mechagodzillas, and was built to battle the new Godzilla in "Godzilla against Mechagodzilla" and then again, but joined by Mothra in "Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S." It has a blade it used to stab Godzilla in the arm, and a missile pack, although it has a short amount of energy before needing to be recharged. SInce it has the original Godzilla's remains in it, It can be possessed by it's soul (triggered by hearing Godzilla roar), and go on a rampage across the city, until it runs out of energy

Mechagodzilla 3 is the best Mechagodzilla.

by Crstlcoco December 6, 2019

Mechanic’s Bidet

When you squat down to work on your car and you accidentally sit on a can of brake cleaner, and the nozzle sprays it up your butt.

Man, Kevin went to put the wheel back on his Mustang, and sat right on the Brakleen! Mechanic’s Bidet right in his ass!!

by kage1330 February 5, 2021

bong mechanics

the science that goes into making a home made bong from house hold items.

dude 1: shit i broke my trusty bong
dude 2: aww no good, looks like we are gonna need to use some damn smart bong mechanics to this old mountain due bottle into a new bong

by bongsrheros July 27, 2010

snatch mechanic

noun \ˈsnach\ \mi-'ka-nik\

1 : any medical doctor specializing in obstetrics and gynecology
2 : an obstetrician/gynecologist with poor bedside manner and a profusion of promiscuous—and continuously pregnant—working class women

Richard Gere's role as the illustrious 'Dr. T,' in 'Dr. T and the Women' is an example of a fictitious snatch mechanic. Jason Statham, despite strong associations with both 'Snatch' and 'Mechanic,' is not one such example.

"Brittani says she goin' to her snatch mechanic Thursday on account she's got the clap again."

by Orbyss November 13, 2011