marsh

(adj) to be marsh is to appear as drunk and high as possible to the point where your eyes are closed and you lose the ability to realize the fact that people near you are speaking of how fucked up you look. This can be caused by any combination of mind-altering substances, but especially alcohol and cannabis. You also have the tendency to tell fellow acquaintances that you are "Way too drunk." or "Way too high." or both. Named after the beloved Marsh Robinson of New Orleans/Kentucky. (he's not dead, he's just too marsh)
variations: way too marsh (usually used in this context), darshed out, marshin'

"Hey dawg, I just smoked two bowls, I've had some of this Sailor Jerry's, and I have this 12-pack of PBR in my backpack...I am way too marsh right now.
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"Man, that guy just turned his head as if to look at something even though his eyes are closed..he's way too marsh.

"I'm waaaaayyy too drunk. Waaaaayyyy too high."
-Marsh Robinson//Darsh Vader/Marshall Mathers/Marshmallow

by catdance November 20, 2011

forgetting sarah marshall

geniunely the greatest comedy film of the 21st century thus far, and also the only romcom in the universe aimed at men.

forgetting sarah marshall is ace.

by Dannnnn May 20, 2008

marsden

someone who has a well built frame, very muscular.

wow, he is well marsden

by 124wman October 2, 2014

Veronica Mars Style

To be like Veronica Mars, the kick-ass blonde smart ass detective who has the skills of a expert liar and lie detector, photography, computer savvy, a proficient Adobe Photoshop editor, tailing cars, operating bugging/surveillance equipment, creating false documents, imitating the voices of others and counterfeiting on the popular show with same name as the lead character.

Me: (sneaking up on you)"What are you doing?"
You: (jumping in surprise) "Ahh... nothing much."
Me: (noticing all the stuff) "Wait a minute. You're tracking someone, Veronica Mars style????"

by Lisa Parnell April 18, 2008

MarsCrack

The drug-like, euphoric experience of having live, first hand contact with the band 30 Seconds To Mars or any of its members, leaving one totally and utterly addicted for life. MarsCrack highs can be produced from a range of contacts, from simply attending a 30 Seconds To Mars concert and becoming involved in that experience to meeting, photo-ing, partying with; being tweeted, mentioned, hugged, groped, etc. by the band or any of its members; or being involved in a project by or about the band.

Addicts are MarsJunkies, and will do nearly anything to get their next hit of MarsCrack. There is no rehab for MarsAddiction, but the good news is that to our knowledge, nobody has died from a MarsOverdose.

I'm on MarsCrack" means: "30 Seconds to Mars makes me high

by @MarsDiable June 10, 2011

Mars Bar Surprise

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it, then inserting it into another persons anus during coitus.

Person 1: You'll never guess what I did last night..
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: I gave the missus a Mars Bar Surprise.

by farmer01631 July 8, 2012

Marshaun

Marshaun is a smart and handsome guy he’s nice generous and caring and he loves women if your dating a Marshaun he’s a keeper and most Marshaun’s have big dicks.

GIRL1: Damn that’s Marshaun he fine asl

GIRL2: I heard he had a big dick
GIRL1: Girl I need me a Marshaun

by JHON wick May 1, 2019