MUPPET

MUPPET is an acronym for:

'Most Useless / Pathetic Person Ever Trained'

Common usage has seen the term become a day-to-day reference for someone who is particularly stupid, clumsy or lacking common in sense and logic.

Origins: Unknown - however most evidence points to the film industry (particulary gaffers & grips) rather than the US Military who is usually given the credit for such acronyms.

"Shall we get Tom in on the project?
Tom? - Hell no, He's a total muppet."

by EnzoYug June 11, 2006

muppetface

An awkward or shy attempt at smiling that results in the lips being stretched in a thin line, like a muppet.

I'm not very good at taking compliments. Usually I end up blushing and making a savage muppetface.

by racharound September 12, 2012

ass-muppet

A complete and total loser who spends his or her days jerking off to anime porn whilst eating potato chips and smearing the grease all over themselves. It is also a fat, lazy fuck with gravy stains all over his or her shirt who watches TV all day.

Clem wouldn't come out his room all day because he was whackin it to DBZ reruns; he is thus an ass-muppet

by DJClue77 May 2, 2006

Muppetology

The science of being a complete muppet. The social characterisitics and shortcomings of an individual that define being a muppet.

The act of going to work on a holiday or day off without realising is a muppet act under Muppetology.

Iindicating a left turn and turning right is the act of a muppet under Muppetology definition.

Generally being a complete stupid idiot or dunderheid is the act of a muppet under muppetology

by Bankies April 27, 2010

Muppet juice

Slang for alcohol. Drinking enough of any type makes you move like a Muppet where your arms and legs move oddly and you stare at people strangely while talking to them.

I banged down enough muppet juice to kill a horse and started wobbling around that hot chick.

by grisgris July 25, 2012

muppet wing

the muppet wing is the wing of a prison which houses people with mental health issues.

tracy tried to top herself and ended up on the muppet wing.

by valerieC December 14, 2012

Muppetfuel

Coffee

"Let's stop at that nice vegan cafe for a cup of muppetfuel"

by JADiS_213 June 23, 2019