Max

Max is hiliarous and has a joke for everything, he doesn't care about his teachers and he is secretly smart as fuck, he probably does better 90s than you and doesn't play console 😤

"Omg is that ninja? Nah that's just max"

by -voidz August 7, 2019

Max

A scaredy cat.

"Hey, scaredy cat Max."

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

Max

Amazing wonderful human!max is so amazing and should be so loved. They don't always feel like they deserve anything but they deserve even better!if you have a max in your life keep them around,they are the best and never lose them

Max is so sweet, he can be trusted with anything

by Randompersonyoudontknoworneedt November 1, 2020

Max

Synonym: simp

Has a black dog and a lizard and likes the Black hawks but might need a tutor for geometry. Very friendly, but talks about band and little too much. A great friend.

Wow he’s nice, is his name Max? Ya I thought so.

by Wacky MONK March 6, 2020

Max

A kid who hit puberty in 3rd grade

Max is really manly

by CarrotConductor3 November 9, 2020

Max

That one poor kid who has no wifi at home, and uses his dad's mobile hotspot instead.

Poor max, we should get him a modem

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Max

A guy who is really cocky but in reality has a very small dick. All he does is skate and sleep.

girl 1: That guy is so cocky but i bet his dick is actually small
girl 2: Bet hes a Max lol

by hockeyhoe July 2, 2019