Management Masterbation

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

by jayray59 May 6, 2010

salt master

a guy who is always salty or negative.The people he cares about are the ones he treats the worst cause he doesnt know how to show emotion and gets aggravated.Be careful the salt is contagious.

That question was so mean the salt master definitely wrote that on my formspring

by Nicolecanread June 7, 2010

fridge master

The all knowing protector of self-cooled refreshment apparatus. He who is named Fridge Master will and shall defend the refrigerants with not only his life, but with his soul. The Fridge Master is also appointed the ability to instantly materialize any refrigerated item from thin air, allowing him or her never to starve or dehydrate. As well as fridge magic, he can also sense when a fridge is being tampered with, and can instantly freeze the intruder.

Throughout the time that the self-contained refrigeration device was invented, only three people have ever held the title as Fridge Master: Albert Einstein, who held the title for 23 years, John F. Kennedy, who was appointed temporary Fridge-ship due to high risk of himself being assassinated, and a third Master, who remains nameless even today.

Not much is known about these mysterious Coolant Warlocks. Any and all research into the matter has been silenced harshly by either the government or otherwise. All that is known for certain is that there is a higher power, a silent protector, a watchful guardian, that is never late, nor is he early. He is always on time to make sure your refrigerated items are safe from harm.

Guy 1: Did you hear that someone at the University tried to mess with people's food in the cafeteria? Police said they found his body completely frozen, with one hand on the refrigerator door

Guy 2: The Fridge Master works in mysterious ways.

by FridgeFollower28 January 22, 2014

master badtouch

An affectionate nickname for the character Van Grants from the PS2 video game Tales of the Abyss. Was chosen due to the creepy pedophile aura surrounding him, and his very close and manipulative (but not canonically sexual) relationship with the underaged hero, Luke fon Fabre.

In addition to touching little boys, Master Badtouch can also shoot lasers from his eyebrows.

Beware, little boys - here comes Master Badtouch!

by QueenieZ December 9, 2007

Saban's Masked Rider

The horrifying off-spring of Kamen Rider Black and Saban that should have never been made.

"You want me to watch Saban's Masked Rider with you? Ooh sorry but I have to go rinse my eyes out with bleach right now."

by Kamen Rider Equine July 8, 2012

Master Exploder

That one song by Tenacious D that apparently blows minds.

...Literally.

Friend: "DOOD YOU SHOULD TRY PLAYING MASTER EXPLODER ON ROCK BAND ITS TOTALLY HARD LOLOLOL"
Jack Black: "Aaaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
-Friend's head blows up-

by masterimploder April 17, 2009

The Master

1. The Master is the Doctor's worst enemy.
2. Fans like to pretend that they were boyfriends. The network does not discourage it.
3. He's pretty fucking awesome.

"I'm voting Saxon; he can tick my box any day."
-He sure can.

"The drum beat... the drums are coming closer... and closer."
-The Master

by xthedrums October 24, 2011