Manby Massive

A pile of wet wipes, that walk around Manby acting like big men thinking they own the area. Consequently setting fire to everything. Their second home is “Beech Grove, and they are all of great big pile of tossers who like each other’s arse.

For example, don’t mess with them. They are the Manby Massive!

by LolMrNoNameLol June 23, 2019

mc massive

very good / fat / big

My god that tune had the most mc massive of bass lines

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Massive Monkey

A really bad insult usually to poke fun at someone being dumb or looking stupid.

Friend 1: *Stubs toe*

Friend 2: "You Massive Monkey!"

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023

Massive Tot

A drinking session of epic proportion

I was only staying for a few beers with the lads and all of a sudden it turned into a Massive Tot

by My-Key-Dee September 13, 2010

Massive Lie

When someone lies about something serious, little, or nothing at all.

Nick: “Im a good person” Corvo: “Massive Lie”

by Corvo Riley 7 June 22, 2018

massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

by thelævfam December 27, 2018

Big Massive

When you get a big mac at McDonalds

Bro do u wanna head to Maccas and grab a Big Massive?

by bigmassive64 March 12, 2020