Japanese-Massage

A massage technique originating from Japan. This massage involves the massager using her feet to, essentially, step on the person's body, for soothing purposes of course.

"My girlfriend gives great Japanese-massages. ^.^ her massages make me horny so much that I wanna massage her pussy. ^-^"

PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^

by Dave May 1, 2004

Magical Massager

The one back massager in the house your mom never lets you use.

"Mommy my back hurts can I use that big new big Magical massager"

"NO BITCH THATS MINE I NEED IT TONIGHT YOUR GROUNDED BITCH"

by doughballfro92 June 23, 2009

soob massage

A body massage requested by your lady friend. Everything goes except the boobs because they’re too sore.

My honey cake asked for a soob massage last night. Her damn titties were sore again!!!!! Man I wish I could just rub dem titties.

by mike charter January 25, 2022

verbal massage

it’s when you are trying to calm down an angry person with words

I calmed down the angry golfer with a verbal massage

by YEEHAWWWWW August 4, 2019

Pity massage

When someone flexes or brags, but in a way that degrades or is negative for them, typically so that others will give them sympathy or attention. The opposite of flex.

Yeah she kept talking about how she sucks at math. She just trying to pity massage on us.

by YouJustGottaLookAtIt September 26, 2018

Hug massage

When you hug somebody and there hug is like a gentle massage.

It was like a hug massage

Aww I live for those
Yah that’s rare

by Heyitsmeeeee August 13, 2018

mud massage

The act of defecating into a vagina and then engaging in intercourse.

After Indian food last night, I had an amazing mud massage.

by Struggling scartist January 22, 2021