Shitical Mass

That horrible moment when a shit is going to come out, whether you want it to or not.

"Dude... I've gotta run. Like, seriously. I've just reached shitical mass."

by Seven Day Mile May 11, 2015

mini mass

A mini version of the new popular by damaned of critical mass . Crititcal mass is a riding of fixed gear bikers who do not obey the law and ride like crazy monsters. In las vegas the gathering is held every last friday of the month .and in LA every friday

Person 1 : we should critical mass ?
Persons 2 : that was 2 fridays ago . But we can mini mass tommorow just me and you

by gokillyourself.NOW! June 09, 2009

Mass Blocking

when you are blocked by a large number of people at once.

dude 1: hey dude this is weird, all of my contacts appear offline.
dude 2: oh dude you were mass blocked!!.
dude 1: oh man i hate mass blocking!

by ICV May 28, 2009

mass death

what I am going to do in my school tomorrow

I am going to cause mass death tomorrow at school

by legalize nuclear warheads June 02, 2023

Mass Avoidtion

When you really avoid someone because you're a fucking coward and can't face them. Usually with someone you have a crush on.

Scott was performing Mass Avoidtion on Caitlin because he was too scared to ask her out.

by Doomstadt January 27, 2012

Hypocritical Mass

Purposely being just enough of a hypocrite for people to notice. Usually because you have morals or will power and can't control your actions and opinions.

Looks like Dave has reached hypocritical mass.... Does he ever stick to what he says?

by shaneurysm September 22, 2011

Mass Trolling

Something someone does on Facebook, for example, to destroy someone's news feed. This often happens on a daily basis causing them to be unfriended frequently. But they don't care, because they are most likely a douche anyways. They constantly upload videos, link youtube videos, post status' and pictures. These status' often include very mediocre statements, ideas and information. Once in awhile they post something interesting, but most likely, they wont.

Chance posted a link.

Chance updated his status... 40 times.

Chance posted a link...

Chance wrote on So-and-so's wall.

Chance posted yet another a link.

Chance was tagged in a photo... of himself.

Chance updated his status.

Chance likes your status.

Chance likes "Mass Trolling."

by pissedofffacebookuser December 20, 2011