Markus

Someone who is a grassy no fun blud

"Hey guys I'm not gonna play that free game" "YOU MARKUS ARE A NO FUN DIDDLY AHH GRASSY NO FUN BLUHHH"

by Diddybluhh October 25, 2025

Sebastian Markus

If you meet him the first time, you will wonder, how a person can be so smart and such an idiot at the same time. He is usually pretty funny but he can get pretty serious in sertain topics. A Sebastian Markus always gets girls way out of his league. He is not the perfect lover, but his girlfriend still loves him. He is a weired guy and his friends only stay with him to protect other people of him, but they are fine with it.

What is wrong with Sebastian Markus?

Eveything.

by Nymareg December 6, 2018

go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".

Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself

by LousyPotato May 29, 2021

Ja'markus

Ja'markus's are the gayest mfs ive ever met. (gay in a good way though not some weird furry way) hes funny, but absolute ass at math. He goes my marky, jamarky, marker, jmarkiki, and sharron when hes in a silly goofy mood. He also has a cursed tiktok fyp if u know him yk what I mean.

person 1 : "Ja'markus is so gay"
person 2: "duh"

by suchasillysnake March 11, 2022

Bad Markus

Someone who didn't think you could add words to urban dictionary

"You're being a bad Markus right now, just because it's on urban dictionary doesn't mean it's true"

by Lexamatick March 17, 2022

erik markus

A big bombaclat that drinks red wine every single night. He is usually on discord chatting with his mates, or asleep after too much alcohol.

Jonas: yo, have you heard from Erik Markus, he is not answering my calls?
Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
Jonas: boommbbaaclatt

by Grønni2Grovish April 4, 2024

doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021