Manhattan Rodeo

A scenario which begins with a male being roofied by a female. In order for such an event to become a full fledged Manhattan Rodeo, the female in question must then position the male in question upon his back and proceed to have sexual intercourse with him by riding his fully erect penis. The imagery of such an act evokes a twisted image of a cowboy attempting to stay upon an angry bull. Unfortunately, this opportunistic cowgirl is going to stay on until the drugs wear off. The event is complete only when the roofies wear off and the male is in full grasp of his actions.

A Note from the Author Concerning Origin: In 1892, a Texan named Travis Muttonchops journeyed to New York City in order to sell some cattle and bed a hooker or three. After his business transactions were complete he went to the bar in his hotel. A rather attractive hussy named Wendy Wannaride straddled up next to the Texan and offered to buy him a drink. Never the one to refuse whiskey, Travis agreed. The drink, of course, was roofied and before he knew his whiskey had been tampered with, Travis was being dragged back to his room. He woke up several hours later to Wendy riding his penis. Travis, in dismay, is reported to have inadvertently said, "What is this? A goddamn Manhattan Rodeo?"

Modern Example:
TODD- "Oh my God Mike...I think that chick from the bar last night roofied me and then had sex with me..."
DILLON- "Sounds like a classic Manhattan Rodeo to me there Todd...

by Some Things January 25, 2011

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Mannat

She is the best person that you've ever met. She is really cute and loves everyone. Anyone around her is always really happy. She has a good choice of friends and is really polite (and wonderful)!

Hi, mannat!

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Mancation

When a woman takes a break from men for awhile. It usually occurs after a period of back to back relationships or after a flurry of cringe worthy first dates. During her mancation, she doesn't date, go online or think about a relationship with a man. She purposefully takes herself off the market and out of the dating game. This period usually involves an increase in self-care, hanging with girlfriends, shopping, taking stock of her life and developing her career or new creative pursuits. Success frequently follows a mancation.

Did you notice that Kim Kardashian has taken a total mancation? She's all about her business right now. Good for her.

by Bklngrl January 7, 2011

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Mandatoria

(n. pl.) Human resources policy documents, non-disclosure agreements, sexual harassment prevention training, workplace safety manuals, corporate mission statements, and other information that employees are required to read on a regular basis, even though the information has little or no bearing on 1) the reality of the workplace, or 2) the actual job function the employees perform. Most mandatoria is at least two years out-of-date and were written by HR drones who were laid off a few years ago.

Dude, the orientation to our new corporate branding and strategic transformation initiative was so long that it took me three days just to read through all the mandatoria.

by Cube Dweller 14-R December 19, 2009

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maniatic

The only way you could have landed here is by reading ExR's translation of MDZS and ending up confused about this word and about not finding it anywhere. Let me tell you, this word probably doesn't exist. K probably wanted and adjective for the way a maniac acts. So, there you go, that's theoretically the definition.

"It was a maniatic way to kill others without dirtying his own hand, a merciless way to instead dirty the hand that fed him." -Chapter 40 of Mo Dao Zu Shi aka the Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

by Quremi August 14, 2020

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