percussive maintenance

the art of beating the living crap out of something untill you can get it to work.

If at first it doesent work try percussive maintenance if it breaks it needed replaceing anyway

by Ben Pershouse January 8, 2006

maintenance control

1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.

2. Slave Drivers

3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.

Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.

by 231night crew August 18, 2009

maitlyn

A very funny, pretty, typically short, smart, friendly, and competitive girl. Likes to win and talk to her friends.

Have you met that girl Maitlyn yet?

by Gr@y$0/\/ August 10, 2016

Mait

The cooler way to say mate

An awesome last name

Damn, I'd hit that Mait

by veggiemas December 26, 2009

manita

Manita is a word used to describe a girlfriend or a potential girlfriend in Turkish. In some cases it's just a beautiful woman.

-They're trying to set me up with someone but I already have a manita.
or
-Shit man, have you seen the ass on the manita.

by badassmopho June 5, 2014

manita

It is the sign of five made with an upraised hand. Manita in spanish slang means "little hand". The manita is made when a soccer team scores 5 goals in a game.

Pique's manita during the Nov 2010 Classico enraged Madridistas and the Madrid players so much that the subsequent classicos degenerated into brawls instigated by the Real Madrid players.

by Zeus is the Lord December 28, 2011

manitoba moose

Possibly the best name for any organized hockey team ever.
They are a team that is baised out of Winnipeg Manitoba. They play in the MTS center. And they Also have the best logo ever

"Hey, the what is the best hockey team ever?"
"The Manitoba Moose you idiot"

by MEH 38 February 27, 2008