cool badass man who is loving and is really smart ask him anything and he will respond with a nice statement
Malcolm is smart
by n kv,dmndd December 1, 2020
Get the Malcolmmug. by That khd January 15, 2024
Get the Malcolmmug. Malcolm is the funniest guy. He is shy at first. He is more of a people watcher, he doesn't really like to be seen. He stays away from large crowds. He loves animals and nature. He is very smart and really good looking. He is handsome but doesn't realize how good looking he is. He is a little insecure but doesn't show it. He has a big heart but he gets let down often. Overtime this causes him to put up walls around people. Once he lets you in he will love you so deeply and passionately don't break his heart. His recovery takes too long and this wonderful young man deserves to be loved. Talented, creative, deep, smart, funny and good looking.
Malcolm told me a joke today I laughed so hard and I can't stop thinking about the way he told it. He is a great story teller.
by Cheerleadersoftheday August 15, 2024
Get the Malcolmmug. Malcolm in the middle? More like, mushy in the middle. Lose some weight Heisenberg! Haha. Had a good chuckle over that one... I'm coming after you.
by The Komng December 2, 2022
Get the Malcolm In The Middlemug. 
A Tall black guy with a small penis, which defines him the best.
Always cums late.
Only sexual contact he has had is with a bus exhaust and has a foot fetish for men. It turns him on.
Who is born with a vagina and evolves into a small penis.
Always cums late.
Only sexual contact he has had is with a bus exhaust and has a foot fetish for men. It turns him on.
Who is born with a vagina and evolves into a small penis.
by SholaAmeobiDay March 11, 2015
Get the malcolm enabulelemug. <.7.9.7.6.>Malcolm <`'`Z`~`a`'`Xis`~`>RIght In The Middle The In Left Malcolm Is Down In The <`'`X`~`Axis>Middle<`'`Y`~`A`xis`'`> To Be Up In The Middle<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Malcolm <`'`Z`~`a`'`Xis`~`>RIght In The Middle The In Left Malcolm Is Down In The <`'`X`~`Axis>Middle<`'`Y`~`A`xis`'`> To Be Up In The Middle<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Malcolm <`'`Z`~`a`'`Xis`~`>RIght In The Middle The In Left Malcolm Is Down In The <`'`X`~`Axis>Middle<`'`Y`~`A`xis`'`> To Be Up In The Middle<.7.9.7.6.>mug.