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High Maintenance

Often needing group plans changed to fit their schedule.

Names often associated with this: Mike, Lauren, Alex, Ricky, Grant, Toby, Lucy, Megan
Alex and Megan always be needing everyone to shift the whole plan cuz they supposedly “so busy”. But I heard all they do is watch tv and play video games for days on end. They be high maintenance as hell bruh.
by Desmond11 July 11, 2023
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Preventative Maintenance

Preventative Maintenance (PM)

Spray with water hose... Carefully dousing all electrical components.... Finished off with a blow job from the air hose.
Bill did preventative maintenance on the compressor for the pull head machine, it now does not work.
by WrongMonday2020 January 28, 2022
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Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of hitting or lightly tapping on an object to make it function as expected
*bOOM bOOM bOOM*
A: What the hell is going on down there?!
B: I'm just doing some Percussive Maintenance on the TV!
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Express Maintenance

1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap
I work in Express Maintenance

They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance

This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine
by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021
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Maintenance Pokes

Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.
Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."

Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011
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Turkish Maintenance

Inadequate, half-assed, widespread negligence, inability to follow basic standard engineering procedures using sub-standard materials when maintaining or repairing large mechanical items. Influenced by the cultural belief that all is "as God wills."
Please don't use Turkish Maintenance on my new Outback. I paid 18K for it and I need it to get to work for the next 10 years.

Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."
by sparklingdark December 17, 2016
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loyalty-maintenance kissing

Major lips-and-tongue action shared for an extended period by da two members of a couple while one of said starry-eyed individuals is partaking of hot-'n'-heavy hijinks with a third individual; da purpose of said lusciously-smoochy interaction is to allow da engaged-in-lovies/intimacy person to reassure his/her main squeeze dat da romantic feelings between da two of them are not affected by said "current caresses 'n' cuddles" with this new person, but dat he is merely either expressing fondness for said third party, or accommodating da feelings/desires of said "spare tire" by "giving him some sugar" to help him feel satisfied 'n' supported emotionally.
An excellent example of loyalty-maintenance kissing would be if a hot chick is engaging in vigorous reverse-cowgirl action wif a well-hung dude whom she met at a sex-party, but has her smiling adoring face tilted upwards in a "Kiss me, big boy!" pose, and her other half is tenderly cradling her head in his hands and totally engaging wif her in passionate writhing-tongues face-sucking.
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
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