A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
Get the maintenance man Davemug. Henrik Ibsen once said vaut mieux être tout seul que mal accompagné, I.e. it's better to have no friends at all than an aircraft maintenance crew that reflects badly on you as a person
by Sexydimma May 26, 2016
Get the aircraft maintenance crewmug. Generally used in long term relationships to satisfy one or both partners needs when the sexual tension just needs to be released quickly with no performance expectations. Usually benefits one partner, but can be mutually beneficial as well.
My balls are blue this week, and I just can't get to sleep. Do you have a minute for maintenance-sex?
by mememetoo March 11, 2025
Get the maintenance-sexmug. *bOOM bOOM bOOM*
A: What the hell is going on down there?!
B: I'm just doing some Percussive Maintenance on the TV!
A: What the hell is going on down there?!
B: I'm just doing some Percussive Maintenance on the TV!
by We are anonymous, Expect us. June 1, 2020
Get the Percussive Maintenancemug. Preventative Maintenance (PM)
Spray with water hose... Carefully dousing all electrical components.... Finished off with a blow job from the air hose.
Spray with water hose... Carefully dousing all electrical components.... Finished off with a blow job from the air hose.
Bill did preventative maintenance on the compressor for the pull head machine, it now does not work.
by WrongMonday2020 January 28, 2022
Get the Preventative Maintenancemug. Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.
Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."
Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011
Get the Maintenance Pokesmug. Friend: “What are you doing yelling?
Friend 2: I’m preforming Cussing Maintenance”
Friend: “What?”
Friend 2: “FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU BETTER WORK YOU GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING TWAT ROTTED CUNT!
Friend 2: I’m preforming Cussing Maintenance”
Friend: “What?”
Friend 2: “FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU BETTER WORK YOU GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING TWAT ROTTED CUNT!
by ILuvU4What February 22, 2023
Get the Cussing Maintenancemug.