shit my face

When one regrets opening their mouth about something.

Then I shall shit my face.

by D_reck31 September 23, 2017

Get out my hoaching face

When someone is in your (hoaching) face and they say something silly

when on playstation and you talk about a meme a friend may say "Get out my hoaching face"

by Riverkun December 5, 2017

massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

a mask of my own face

hed wear that

neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that

by human i think February 3, 2023

not my face

what you say when you don't want the cum to get all over your face

"please not my face king"

by nigg3rtron January 19, 2024

You're gonna burn a hole through my face

A saying that means you've been staring to this person for way too long, and if you have a laser like Superman's on your eyes, you're gonna make a hole through their face.

A: *stares at B*
B: "Man, You're gonna burn a hole through my face with all your staring."
A: oh right, sorry I didn't realize.

by trlzd January 25, 2024

my face: 🪑

It’s a common comment found on tiktok that people comment when someone has a big ass. They are saying that the persons ass is big and they want them to sit on their face.

*video of someone with a big ass*
comment: my face: 🪑

by r@nd0mus3r January 30, 2024