Moms Jomblo

A VERY SWAG GROUP THAT CONSISTS OF 5 SWAG PEOPLE

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE MOMS JOMBLO???WELL IT'S A SWAG GROUP BUT YOU CAN'T JOIN CAUSE YOU AIN'T SWAG

by SWAGGIEST OF THE SWAG June 12, 2021

Soccer Moms

They're are the reason for car crashes , global warming , teenyboppers , frat boys/girls , they mostly stay at home waiting to pick up their "angels" for what dumbass activity their brats are doing , or annoying the crap out some sane person , or causing car wrecks in the air-polluting SUVs , they hate anything that is non Christian (despite being spawns of Satan) , internet , freedom , minorities , anything that will "corrupt" their "precious little angels" , they keep their children away from anything that will make them individual. They also hate gamers and anime fans

Me : *Listening to Melanie Martinez*

Soccer Mom: HEY ! YOUNG LADY QUIT LISTENING TO THAT SATANIC GARAGE YOUR LISTENING TO , YOU ARE CORRUPTING MY BABY

Soccer Mom's kid : *smoking weed behind his mother's back*

Me : You're not my mom

Soccer Mom: THEN I'M GONNA TELL HER

Me : Fine

Soccer Bitch tell my mom

Soccer Mom : Hey your child is listening to this Melanie Martinez

My Mom : So what ?

Soccer Mom: WTF ! YOU SHOULD PUNISH HER FOR LISTENING TO THE DEVIL'S MUSIC

My Mom : *walks away from crazy Soccer Mom *

My Mom: Don't worry *insert name* , hopefully she and her brat will die in a car wreck

And this why soccer moms are pure evil

by ThatOneTweenLoner August 12, 2017

ur moms house

ur moms house
robloxian account: Magicpeach719

i like to hang out at ur moms house.

by urmomshouse April 14, 2019

Cool Soccer Moms

Soccer moms are cool (abviously) but all are different. All their children do different after-school activities other than soccer and they all drive different color fans. Every soccer mom loves their kids as well. They call them "their little angels". Soccer moms are cool. Soccer moms are life.

" Averi, Bianca, Kylie, Abby, and Sage are busy, happy, and cool soccer moms".

by donut2924 May 15, 2017

I <3 Hot Moms

You think hot moms are finee

"Hey Kaleb"

"What Kira?"

"I <3 Hot Moms, especially your mom"

"what."

by Herrscher of Sentience December 9, 2021

momson

one who follows tinki winki the purpule teletuby ---->()<--- the gay way

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by im one to seth rogers come and fuck me up the ass May 12, 2003

MOOMS

Stands for "Men's Opposite of Menstruation Syndrome"
A monthly cycle that men go through resulting in moodiness. The emotional male version of a period or PMSing without the physical aspects.

Watch out, Jim is on his MOOMS

by Bugmenot123123123 November 29, 2007