mom

the ladie in everyones life that twists your words and turnes anything into you having and attitude

me: *plays minecraft and gets blown up by creeper*
me: aw man, i didnt even hear it hissing( in a calm tone)
my mom: you better watch your tone, i dont think you should be playing that game, its making you violent
me: i was calm when i said that
my mom: DONT ARGUE WITH ME BOY
my dad: yeah kid, if you dont have anything nice to say, then you grounded

true story

by chicken en rice. February 3, 2022

mom

someone that makes you do homework and doesn't help you ever and always corrects you in sentences you are saying

me:says finna
my mom:its 'about to'

by zeroism April 8, 2021

mom

something missing

friend: hows is your mom doing?
me: i don't know she left when i was 4

by mymomleftme March 6, 2022

Moms

A term for the female parental unit. Originating from the 1996 novel, "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace.

"The Moms has a phobia of doors and overhead lighting"

by ketiekew May 28, 2007

Moms

A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops

"Chris clean yo got damn room mother fucker"-Mother

"Quit sweatin me moms!"-Chris

by Lukeism May 18, 2010

Mom

The person who raised you, she has a choice to leave you be or fuss over you and your safety, my Mom is the best present I could ever ask for, nothing is better than Mom's unconditional love.

"You are my best friend I never had and my angel from the heavens cast upon me to watch over me, we have our ups and downs but just know that I'll always love you, my dear Mom.

by p8nDa October 25, 2017

Mom

That one fat lady who gave birth to you.

Mom: *pushes you out*
Mom: "CLEAN YOUR ROOM"

by sksksskandtheoops November 3, 2019