Minecraft 

gods personal playground.

God: Earth is cool
God: *sees minecraft*
God: Nevermind fuck you earth.

Minecraft by big manchild May 22, 2019

Minecraft 

Minecraft is an addicting game that has no fucking logic what so ever, it’s a drug that will take over your childhood.

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.

Minecraft by Į ām grōōt99 May 25, 2019

Minecraft 

The best game ever. Bash out to it. Although it is a game for “kids” there are ways to make it not PG😎😘. Overall the best game. So smexi. Steve is fit

Are you a diamond pickaxe cause you make me harder than obsidian, -Steve from minecraft

Minecraft by Smexisausages May 28, 2019

Minecraft 

A game where u build shit

Ima play sum minecraft

Minecraft by Boss87690 May 31, 2019

Minecraft 

a way to rage while getting changed

Your mum plays minecraft while geting changed you see her she says shit noggins you scream and put on your mums panties

Minecraft by The word dano June 24, 2019

Minecraft 

The name means that you "Mine" for resources, and "Craft" things with the resources that you got from mining. Hence the name Minecraft. Also killed Fortnite and became number one in 2019 😎

Gaymer: hey dude wanna play Fortnite

Gamer: no i wanna play Minecraft

Gaymer: eww kid game

Gamer: oh look a creeper behind you

Creeper:

Minecraft by PhilipDaMaster August 14, 2019

Minecraft 

a game that notch made,i’ve Honestly uh,never left Minecraft, and I don’t know why a lot of my Minecraft friends stopped showing up to my Minecraft worlds

Me:*creates Minecraft world*
Me:wow! This is a nice start!
Me:*tells friends about it*
Friends:wow! You built that by yourself?
Me:yeah! Wanna come in?

Minecraft by Michael but the name is taken August 21, 2019