midget clown porn

1. A type of porn that contains midgets in clown suits.

Wee-man and jenny were dressed as clowns making a midget clown porn video.

by /b/ro4lyfe November 17, 2013

Midget Rape

When a midget runs up behind somebody, and wacks them in the head with their Oompa Loompa stick.

"How did Jessica die again?"
"Oh, she got Midget Raped."

by Koneko^^ July 21, 2018

Midget Hoe

A midget Hoe is a small women who sells her body for cheeseburgers and milkshakes.

"Dam that Midget Hoe must be horny for a cheeseburger, she fucked me five times and now she wants a double cheeseburger"

by misterpotatohead March 26, 2010

Midget Stack

When one midget rides on the shoulders of another midget to look like a normal person.

Two midgets decided to midget stack to get on a rollercoaster.

by The School of Codyism December 31, 2017

Midget Monia

Midget Monia is how you describe an upset midget who thinks they're tall but below 5'3

I have Midget Monia because I am 5'3 and average

by PoloForSure April 16, 2021

Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"

"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"

by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011

midget toss

The act of you and a bunch of buddies getting together and seeing who can throw or launch a midget, dwarf or baby the furthest.

COCKSUCK!!! he hit 30 fucking feet on that last midget toss!

by bt February 20, 2003