material girl

A girl who loves money from the guys she's with and doesn't care as much if they care for her or romance her she just wants whatever they got that she can spend.

A song sung by Madonna in the '80s

"God, Becky makes me sick. She's hooked up with three guys from Kings Egdehill just long enough to steal their cash and break their hearts."

by madison March 30, 2005

Measter

to go into a rage and disband your alliance over something stupid

Can you believe that leader could not handle the pressure?

Ya he meastered his entire alliance

by grepoguy January 7, 2012

materialism

the preoccupation with possessions, and caring more about things instead of people and what's more important in life. Materialsim distracts people from what's really important in life. Therefore, the pursuit of materialism is an empty, wasted life because those things are inanimate objects that dont comfort you or talk to you; they are just as mortal as we.

Materialism is a form of greed that distracts people from what's really important in life, and can make a person very lonely and unhappy.

by [e-mail] July 17, 2009

Maternal Hand Save

When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.

May occur if:

a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent

Mom enacted a Maternal Hand Save when a car suddenly turned in front of ours.

by chibangbang December 31, 2010

meantervention

When you try to do an intervention for your friend who is either a bully, a bitch, or an asshole on a daily basis and for whom being mean is his/her drug.

Friend 1: "Am I crazy or does our friend Linda constantly act like Regina George?"
Friend 2: "That bitch really needs a meantervention..."

by AELIANA December 5, 2016

Meatramp

Hitting someone with a car and catching mad air

Dude I just hit a double meatramp on the way to work.

by Lelothebadman November 29, 2019

Materialality

To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate manmade object, typically a chair, wall, or couch.

Its different from dry humping, because it gives the object "feelings" in a sense.

Imani:"You humped a chair!"
Margot: "You humped a plastic alligator! Thats beastiality, which is worse!"
Imani: "No, its Materialality, both of us humped an inanimate object, dummy!"

by rana_r_u November 8, 2019