clench maxing

clenching your cheeks for long amounts of time for the health benefits.

person 1 “why did you go goblin mode today?”

person 2 “because i was clench maxing all day”

by big brollic ballock basher February 26, 2024

Derk maxing

The act of practicing kegels with feces to stimulate the male g spot.

“Bro, I was practicing derk maxing and accidentally pooped myself.”

by Derk maxer February 29, 2024

Rope-maxing

Edging for an extended period of time to increase the length of cum ropes.

Or

The act of suicide by hanging.

I've been rope-maxing for a week, Katie's in for a treat.

You should rope-max yourself

by Goosel October 14, 2024

YOLO-Maxing

Living life to the fullest

I went YOLO-Maxing all weekend

by MbotManiac November 27, 2024

John Maxing

Rotting all day inside while you are at college.

Bro stop John maxing there’s gonna be so many girls at bar, come with us

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

Zeman maxing

When you are very strong in the gym and use this an excuse for your high body fat %

Stop Zeman maxing I don’t care if you bench 365 you are 47% body fat

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

JOEP2 Maxing

Only drinking red wine and eating steak

Bro you only have eaten steak and drank red wine, you must be JOEP2 maxing

by John Klerr December 5, 2024