SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

BIG GRIZZLY DONG BEAR THAT ATE YOU'RE NANNA

OH WOAH, NICE SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

by TurdSuckerStruan December 14, 2020

Rektus Maximus

Ancient Romanian general, who showed his dominance to their foes by holding his bottom on their face.

That Rektus Maximus surely was one badass mf.

by Teszkóman June 25, 2022

Douchius Maximus

A person who is an extra large douche, especially one that makes an ass of himself as part of his general douchy-ness.

Derived from the Latin for hindquarters "Gluteus Maximus," where "Maximus" means "really big."

#1: "So, guess what Douchius Maximus said today?"
#2: "Tell me!"
#1: "He asked again if he could have the vacuum cleaner."
#2: "No! What did you say?"
#1: "I told him no."

#2: "Good."
#1: "Seriously. He has one, it's just not as nice. You don't have an affair with my friend, move out, leave me with three children, and then ask for the new vacuum cleaner because you took the old one. Kids are messy. You are not. You have a job. Go buy a fucking vacuum cleaner."

by california420 October 5, 2010

gluteus maximus

The gluteus maximus is the main extensor muscle of the hip. It is the largest and outermost of the three gluteal muscles and makes up a large part of the shape and appearance of each side of the hips.

Look! Bang Chan has the biggest gluteus maximus among the members!

by chansroomep82 November 29, 2020

Bungholious Maximus

Bungholious Maximus; See: asshole.

You are a Bungholious Maximus.
The Bungholious Maximus technique is often used by Sir Were.

by Crazed Ewok April 19, 2007

Pussy Maximus

The female version of a "sausage fest". A large gathering of females in one area.

Guy talking to friend: "Dude, did you see all the girls here? Its a pussy maximus!"

by swimmer14 July 15, 2009

chodus maximus

(1)When a person calls you a chode and is obviously a much bigger chode.
(2) A disease named after medieval Prince Nicholas Charles Chodimus. Legend states he tried to conquer the Holy Chode in Kazakhstan.
(3) Can be cured with chode poison.

Person 1: You're a chode!
Person 2: Well you're a chodus maximus like Prince Nicholas Charles Chodimus!

by thechodemaster January 8, 2009