Boomerius Maximus

"And here we see a boomer, Boomerius Maximus, in their natural habitat, hoarding toilet paper"
by sniffie March 20, 2020
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Douchius Maximus

A person who is an extra large douche, especially one that makes an ass of himself as part of his general douchy-ness.

Derived from the Latin for hindquarters "Gluteus Maximus," where "Maximus" means "really big."
#1: "So, guess what Douchius Maximus said today?"
#2: "Tell me!"
#1: "He asked again if he could have the vacuum cleaner."
#2: "No! What did you say?"
#1: "I told him no."

#2: "Good."
#1: "Seriously. He has one, it's just not as nice. You don't have an affair with my friend, move out, leave me with three children, and then ask for the new vacuum cleaner because you took the old one. Kids are messy. You are not. You have a job. Go buy a fucking vacuum cleaner."
by california420 October 05, 2010
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Rektus Maximus

Ancient Romanian general, who showed his dominance to their foes by holding his bottom on their face.
That Rektus Maximus surely was one badass mf.
by Teszkóman June 25, 2022
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gluteus maximus

The gluteus maximus is the main extensor muscle of the hip. It is the largest and outermost of the three gluteal muscles and makes up a large part of the shape and appearance of each side of the hips.
Look! Bang Chan has the biggest gluteus maximus among the members!
by chansroomep82 November 29, 2020
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Bungholious Maximus

Bungholious Maximus; See: asshole.
You are a Bungholious Maximus.
The Bungholious Maximus technique is often used by Sir Were.
by Crazed Ewok April 13, 2007
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Pussy Maximus

The female version of a "sausage fest". A large gathering of females in one area.
Guy talking to friend: "Dude, did you see all the girls here? Its a pussy maximus!"
by swimmer14 July 15, 2009
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chodus maximus

(1)When a person calls you a chode and is obviously a much bigger chode.
(2) A disease named after medieval Prince Nicholas Charles Chodimus. Legend states he tried to conquer the Holy Chode in Kazakhstan.
(3) Can be cured with chode poison.

Person 1: You're a chode!
Person 2: Well you're a chodus maximus like Prince Nicholas Charles Chodimus!
by thechodemaster January 09, 2009
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