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town mattress

Girl who sleeps with every guy she can get. Derived from the German "Dorfmatratze" (town mattress); also known as "slut" or "ho bag".
Damn I hope you wore a rubber she's a real town mattress!

Verdammt, ich hoffe du hast ein Gummi benutzt, sie ist eine Dorfmatratze!!
by John Phoenix 12121 March 29, 2008
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full mattress

a large amount of money. The term was featured the song "im good" by Clipse when he said, "My mattress is full, why shouldnt I be out?"
Son, my mattress is full we hittin Vegas!

"Do you have any money?"

"I gotta full mattress"
by XFlurry October 26, 2009
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heroin mattress

Sitting on the floor shooting up then slowly sliding down on to the heroin mattress as you lose consciousness.

The floor in a crash pad or notorious junkies squat that many use as a bed after getting on.
Dave had a big taste tonight and he will be sleeping on the heroin mattress.
by Wimberley December 4, 2009
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as pissed as a mattress

Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become mpp. Only excuse is "I have to go somewhere, and do something" Anyway...
"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006
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pissed as your nans mattress

nans mattress, pisseds aS
After a bottol of bailys you will be as pissed as your nans mattress
by Ed Jackson February 6, 2004
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Moving the mattress

Verb.

1) Euphamism for "getting jiggy with it"

2) Well, when a man loves a woman, or a man loves a man, or a woman loves a woman, or a group of people love eachother, they get together, in private, public, or sometimes on camera, often on a mattress, and participate in sexual activity, often moving the mattress in the process.

3) What Kristin is calling it these days
Person 1: Wow! I hear Krisitin and her bf were really moving the mattress last night!

Person 2: Yeah, i hear they burst a pipe
by Mingo_Fiercest December 15, 2009
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Beer Mattress

The act of drinking alcohol specifically to be able to sleep in an uncomfortable place. Typically used outdoors, when sleeping in the front seat of a car, or when sleeping on the floor of your friends dorm.
Kieth: Hey Bud, wanna come camping at the rock quary this weekend?

Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?

Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.

Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!
by dee-rock May 16, 2010
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