mattress stealer

a girl who sleeps with sooo many guys tht she in theory steals there mattresses
omg angela totally is joey's mattress stealer
by blahblahblah554 March 26, 2010
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mattress flipper

a bi-sexual biatch. Loves a stiff cock, but occasionally enjoys dining on the odd bearded clam.
"don't hook up with that toothless cock gobbler, I heard she's a mattress flipper"
by Jeff Russon January 08, 2005
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Ass Mattress

Used to describe a person when "Asshole" just isnt enough
Jhonny: Fuck you
Peter: well fuck your mom!
Jhonny: Well you're an Ass Mattress
by EvetscipE February 14, 2010
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mattress encostment

Something you put on a mattress to encase it which is more expensive that it needs to be, often sold under false pretense as a prevention of a problem when a simpler more cost effective solution would have the same benefits.
Sorry I can't party in Vegas I got bitten on the mattress encostments and my card is maxed out
by BedBugBeware March 16, 2011
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mattress dominoes

a prank performed with mattresses and human beings lined up in a row and tipped over, causing an awesome chain reaction of falling mattresses
Our spring-break challenge is to do mattress dominoes all the way across Golden Gate Bridge.

dude we did mattress dominos in the dorm last night so awsome chek it on youtube
by kiph55 June 20, 2009
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Mattress Move

A move which a distressed man will perform while trying to fall asleep with a snoring partner. Generally persists of a firm but gentle shoving from the edge of the mattress to the floor by way of the legs. Usually results in heated argument.
MAN 1: "My wife was snoring like crazy last night. I had to pull a mattress move on her just to get some sleep. She ended up falling right off the bed."
MAN 2: "I bet the fight after was nasty....."
by laxislife19 December 09, 2008
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cocktail mattress

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.
Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.
by jaydawg May 27, 2004
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